Chuggy have posit question to all Chuggy friends:
Why if Chuggy so hot shit, i.e., Chuggy smart, Chuggy look good, Chuggy work hard, Chuggy nice person, Chuggy no club man over head, why then Chuggy turn into silly squirrel with man.
Chuggy forget that Chuggy independent?
Chuggy forget that Chuggy smart?
Chuggy forget that Chuggy worthwhile Chuggy?
All because man no call Chuggy?
Chuggy crazy?
Chuggy just confuse?
Chuggy fill with self-doubt.

What Colonel theory again?
Human being too evolved for own human being good?
Human being evolutionary mistake?
Chuggy think Colonel right.
Chuggy think human being either need E-volve more or DE-volve.
Chuggy think this no can continue as is.
If human being E-volve then no more broken heart for Chuggy.
If human being DE-volve than maybe no more broken heart, but also no happiness or iPhone.
Or maybe if human being DE-volve even worse broken heart for Chuggy.
Who can tell?
Still, Chuggy like Chuggy iPhone.
Chuggy think moot point.

Chuggy study hard for algebras!

Chuggy wait for hear back on loan modification.
Chuggy stupid mortgage blow up in Chuggy face.
Correction - Chuggy stupid mortgage blow up in Chuggy stupid face.
How Chuggy ever think Chuggy could afford Chuggy house?
Anyway, Chuggy try figure out.
If Chuggy no can figure out Chuggy just let house go, live with Chuggy mom.
How funny? Chuggy be 33 live with Mom!
No, Chuggy make sure loan mod work out for Chuggy!

Chuggy tell all Chuggy friends how hot shit Chuggy?
Chuggy go out with Colonel and Hippie, drink more than Chuggy plan.
Chuggy see the One.
The One tell Chuggy, Chuggy look really great. REALLY GREAT!
Chuggy smile. Chuggy blush.

Chuggy love Mr. Pabs!!!

Chuggy start school Tuesday.
Yes, Chuggy before say no can go back for school.
Chuggy allow change mind!
Chuggy get books, start for read political science.
Chuggy be radicalized.
Chuggy think want be communist now.
Chuggy go underground.