Chuggy Friday.
All day.

Colonel and Chuggy go adventure!
First have coffee, then drive Winter Park.
Have lunch winter park then go Blackhawk.
Chuggy no go Blakhawk before.
Chuggy gamble only one time before.
Chuggy no like gamble, think for very stupid people don't know value of dollar.
That said, Chuggy play $20, up $38.
No too shabby.
Of course, Chuggy was up $50 but Chuggy no know to quit when ahead.
Ok, Chuggy know, Chuggy just no do.

Chuggy go Sushi Den with Berger last night.
Yum.
Chuggy and Berger dissect Berger relationship.
Berger obsess more than Chuggy.
Chuggy think funny.
Chuggy and Berger play ping-pong, go Goosetown.
Goosetown suck.
Chuggy go home.

Chuggy think lease Honda stupid!
Why Chuggy sign 4 year lease?
Chuggy want buy work truck.
Or Prius!
Chuggy sick of Honda.

Chuggy think flattery will get you everywhere.

Chuggy wonder no too professional have drinks with employee.
Everytime employee get drunk, employee ask Chuggy make out.
Chuggy always say no.
Chuggy think funny.
Chuggy think employee deserve raise!

Chuggy, Hippie and E go Gaetano's last night.
Chuggy ponder, why baby cow taste so good if baby cow no want be eat?
Chuggy veal parm so tender, Chuggy no need knife, cut with fork only.
Chuggy like.
Then Chuggy go Tavern.
Chuggy destroy at Ping-Pong.
Chuggy have crush on bartender.
Chuggy like lots.
Chuggy take cab home.
Chuggy need go get car.