Dear Chuggy, are you still aslumber?

What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
I have forgotten, and what arms have lain
Under my head till morning; but the rain
Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh
Upon the glass and listen for reply,
And in my heart there stirs a quiet pain
For unremembered lads that not again
Will turn to me at midnight with a cry.
Thus in winter stands the lonely tree,
Nor knows what birds have vanished one by one,
Yet knows its boughs more silent than before:
I cannot say what loves have come and gone,
I only know that summer sang in me
A little while, that in me sings no more.

Rain make Chuggy want go sleep.
Chuggy go sleep long time.

Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy

Yes.

Chuggy need advise all Chuggy friends that Hippie dog Roscoe VERY BAD DOG!
Rosoce bite Chuggy on leg no reason.
Chuggy leg fucking hurt.
Bad Roscoe!
Bad!

Chuggy need kill 3 hour today.
Maybe Chuggy go office depot?
Chuggy go bank, too.
When did this become Chuggy life?

Chuggy so totally muthafuckin balla.
Chuggy go run fast, lift heavy thing and stay in points.
Chuggy kick much ass.

Much to Colonel relief, Chuggy think Chuggy give up unrequited love for The One.
Chuggy just think too hard.
Chuggy try go see The One like 8 times with no luck.
Also, Chuggy have new crush on Ken Doll with real job.
Chuggy think maybe more better.
Plus, Chuggy no have drive interstate, get drunk, spend money to see Ken Doll.
Ken Doll come see Chuggy every week at work.
Granted, Ken Doll need work on conversational skills.
Many awkward silence cause Chuggy prattle on endless.
Silence or no, Chuggy enjoy weekly Ken Doll visit.
Chuggy think maybe Chuggy start shower before work, brush hair.
You know, Chuggy start dress to impress.

Ok. Chuggy need kill 4.5 hours at work today.
What Chuggy do?

Chuggy have Harry Dunn moment.
Chuggy need go number two.
Chuggy go.
Chuggy office toilet no flush.
What Chuggy do now???