Chuggy excited July 4!
Chuggy love holiday
No have buy gift,
No have work,
Only drink beer, eat meat, loud noise!
Pax and Herky no like loud July 4 noise

Home Depot exploit Chuggy desire for home improve
Offer Chuggy no payment, no interest 12 month
Chuggy think good, but Chuggy no can know
Maybe make Chuggy angry with 19% APR later
Chuggy get new floor, new cabinet, new window
Lucky for Chuggy, Chuggy get granite free-
Allow Chuggy live beyond Chuggy means
Chuggy like live beyond Chuggy means