Chuggy drive far, go visit friend new baby
Baby small and very pink!
Chuggy think baby no survive on own-
Baby lucky good mother have.
Baby has schedule like Chuggy-
Sleep - Eat - Burp - Poo - Sleep
Repeat
Chuggy like new baby

Chuggy have good idea!!!
Maybe Chuggy friends write Chuggy!
Chuggy friends ask for Chuggy advice!
Sure, Chuggy like give advice unsolicited-
But Chuggy think better if ask.

So, all Chuggy friends, even Chuggy no friends-
ask Chuggy anything.
No can hesitate.
Chuggy have all answers.
When Chuggy no have answers-
Chuggy just lie, say yes.
Chuggy can help.

Chuggy prepare for over 100 degree heat tomorrow
Chuggy know global warming can no be lie!
Chuggy ponder, why Denver so hot when summer?
So cold when winter?
Chuggy happy month of May only
Not too hot, not too cold
Chuggy obviously no have anything to say,
Talk weather
Now Chuggy boring on top everything else!

Chuggy want money back Chemistry.com
All Chuggy "matches" incompatible with Chuggy
Everyone want "slender", "athletic/toned"
Chuggy say "few extra pounds" more to love!
Make Chuggy feel big and small same time
Chuggy have no faith internet dating
Yet Chuggy try again and again
When Chuggy learn?
Chuggy no can meet online
Chuggy need meet in person,
Chuggy more charismatic in person
Chuggy just weird in profile

Chuggy want throw up when Chuggy hear Scooter sentence commuted
Who Bush think Bush is?
Chuggy think Bush criminal
Chuggy think all Bush friends criminal
All belong in jail
All should eat poo
Chuggy happy to feed the poo
Chuggy happy make poo too

Chuggy wake up bad headache
Why Chuggy no learn beer equal headache?
Why Chuggy?
Chuggy turn over new leaf
Chuggy just say no to beer
Chuggy like lemonade more anyway