Chuggy and Colonel go FO-CO yesterday honor Michael.
Sad day for Chuggy.
Chuggy heart heavy.
Still, so much time pass that Chuggy finally more ok.
Chuggy and Colonel listen to Smashing Pumpkin "Drown" and sob on I-25.
Chuggy think cathartic.
Colonel good friend to Chuggy.
Chuggy think if Michael still alive, Michael and Colonel be good friend, too.
Chuggy remember good times.
Chuggy memory no what used to be.
Chuggy forget so much.
Chuggy used to have conflict. Before Chuggy no want forget anything.
Now, maybe Chuggy no mind forget as much.
Chuggy no want hold on pain too long.
Michael no would want Chuggy still be sad ten years later.
Michael end his pain, no would want Chuggy in pain.
Still, Chuggy remember Michael always.
Chuggy love Michael always.
Chuggy no can forget first love, only love for that matter.

Hey Colonel-
Chuggy suggest:
Let your fingers do the banging!

Dear You

When
it pains
it roars

Michael Christian Manly - April 2, 1974 - July 11, 1998

• Why are you doing that

• Dumb

• Bad Teeth

• Rides a Skateboard

• 36

• Why would you spurn Chuggy's advances

No Colonel!
How many times Chuggy have tell you Chuggy the Carrie!

Chuggy go wild at Tavern.
Chuggy still hammered when wake up this morning.
Chuggy think longest work day ever.
All Chuggy can think about is go home to bed.
Chuggy have fun though.

Chuggy think next time Ginger take 16 cents and shove up customer rectum.
Chuggy too have annoying customer at dumb job.
Chuggy sympathy with Ginger.

Oh Chuggy!  Tell me why would someone tip a server 16 cents?  It is better to not tip at all than to give your server that pithy amount!  I hate waiting tables.  I think that customers are the lowest of all life forms!

Chuggy do win 2 free pint though.
Why Irish Hound try sully Chuggy diet?
Chuggy plan drink 3 light beer only.
But no, Irish Hound serve Chuggy 5 regular beer instead.
Chuggy give Irish Hound finger.
And Chuggy be hour late to work today.

Chuggy be fucking robbed at Pub Quiz!
Again!
Chuggy no want be loser.
How Chuggy to go from 2nd place to 5th?
Chuggy want blame Colonel.
No, Chuggy blame it on rain instead.
Chuggy and Colonel need third player.

Chuggy unwittingly hit fucker trifecta.
First there was ass-fucker.
Then there was trannie-fucker.
Now there be skank-fucker.
Why Chuggy hang out with bunch of fuckers?
Chuggy sucker for pretty face.

Chuggy favorite jeans return from India!
Chuggy pants be more well traveled than Chuggy!
Chuggy miss favorite jean so much while jean be cloned.
Chuggy think want make love to jeans.