Chuggy go tavern last night.
Chuggy no see The One.
Chuggy think too hard.
Chuggy think give up.

Chuggy get some.
No too much, but some.
And Chuggy think some better than none.

Chuggy think time move backward.
How only 9:00am?
Chuggy think long time till 3:30.
Chuggy so over work.
Chuggy want swim, drink beer.
Chuggy want shun all responsibility.

Chuggy accidentally take 5 hour nap.
Chuggy up!
What Chuggy do know?

Holla back Colonel!
Chuggy totally fucking balla, yo!

Chuggy's a balla yo!

Pray tell, Chuggy, what is this Plan B that you speak of? I suppose 'tis better than Plan C, ho ho! If I had my druthers, however, you would not tell fanciful tales out of preparatory school! By the by, I have commissioned the services of a certain grocer beau of mine whose presence is not required at his place of business on Sunday. With his knowledge of such cerebral topics as hip-hopping and recreational pastimes, we will surely dispatch of those trivia impostors posthaste!

Is it hot in here or just Chuggy?

Chuggy buy yet another printed sleeveless top.
And another.
And another.

Chuggy ponder fate.
Chuggy friends know why.
Chuggy consider pre-determination.
Chuggy think no can know for sure.
Chuggy no believe in coincidence, but sometimes Chuggy want shit pants.

CHuggy get rear ended on Santa Fe.
No, not way you think!
Chuggy HONDA get tapped from behind, not Chuggy ass.
Heh.
Suck for Chuggy.
Chuggy head hurt real bad.
Patrick's too.
Chuggy maybe go chiropractor tomorrow?
Chuggy think unusual day indeed.

Chuggy P3wn at Pub Quiz tonight.
Prepare yourselves bitches.
Chuggy play to win!

Chuggy meet Colonel past lover last night.
Chuggy consider sloppy seconds, then think no.
Who mystery man?
Hint: left blank check for Plan B.
Heh.
Chuggy love give Colonel hard time.
Chuggy'd hypothetically tap that ass tho.
Secret lover have Rob Morrow vibe, loud obnoxious laugh.
Good going Colonel.

Chuggy angry.
Chuggy no win Powerball AGAIN.
Chuggy have change retirement strategy, contribute more IRA.