Saturday, September 8, 2007

Chuggy google Chuggy for vanity.
Chuggy find what Chuggy name means:

"chuggy is the spirit of being young, irresponsible, out of control, and not caring what other people think.

chuggy comes from the myth of Chuggy D. Smith, the man who's spirit is at the heart of everything that ever gets a little crazy. Chuggy is the spirit that kicked the devil off your shoulder because he wasnt having enough fun!"
Chuggy favorite nicknames:

Chuggs
Chuggles
Chugglesworth
Chuggernaut
Chuggy Chitlins
Chugglenut
Chuglet
Chuggets
Chuggers
Ginger take Chuggy and Colonel Rockies game 2night!!!
Chuggy no care about Rockies, but Chuggy love drink beer.
Chuggy think, good times, good friends!
Tomorrow, Chuggy need throw baby shower.
Busy weekend Chuggy.
Chuggy be 30 years old soon.
Chuggy wonder life half over?
If Chuggy no can quit smoking, answer yes.
Chuggy have HUGE party for turn 30.
All Chuggy friends need come!
Chuggy make invitation soon!
Like Chumbawumba say:
Chuggy get knock down,
But Chuggy get up again,
You never gonna keep Chuggy down.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Chuggy seek validate feelings.
Chuggy think relational social psychology attachment theory suit Chuggy needs.
Chuggy define Chuggy psychopathology as insecure anxious/preoccupation attachment pattern.
Eg, Why Snookums no want Chuggy?
Chuggy too fat?
Chuggy smoke too much?
Chuggy no worth love?
Chuggy cognizant Chuggy self doubt from Snookums threaten Chuggy positive mental model of attachment.
Why Snookums piss on Chuggy model?
Chuggy hard wired want attach.
Chuggy ancestors keen to sign of rejection.
If Chuggy ancestors rejected, no with group for hunt mastadon, ancestors die alone in cold.

Chuggy wonder, if Chuggy caveman, how Chuggy more evolved than Snookums?
Or average man for that matter?

Chuggy need move toward more integrative model.
Chuggy more better now.
Chuggy Dr. give Chuggy thyroid Rx.
Make Chuggy more peppy.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Chuggy no can sleep.
Chuggy feel rough.
Hard day for Chuggy
Chuggy disappointed.
Chuggy feelings hurt.
Chuggy wonder why Chuggy no ability find nice man.
Sure, Chuggy friends great, but why Chuggy no can find love?
Why Snookums treat Chuggy like bitch?
Chuggy only ever nice to Snookums.
Too nice maybe.
Chuggy move on.
Try remember Chuggy friends love Chuggy.
How quickly events turn.
Long Chuggy story short-
Chuggy and Berger get fucking shit canned yesterday.
Berger find Snookums.
Berger tell Snookums Snookums cock bag.
Mayhem ensue.
Berger rip Snookums new one, then some.
Chuggy no have worry Snookums call or no call.
Snookums definitely no call Chuggy.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Chuggy friend Berger get drunk, lose things.
Like North Face jacket, cell phone and virginity!
LOL! LOL! LOL!
Chuggy have wonder,
Floyd obesity cause Chuggy bad back?
Floyd 15.9 pounds!
EL GORDO!
Just like Chuggy - he he.
Chuggy pick Floyd up constantly.
Sure, Floyd no like, but Chuggy pick up anyway.
Chuggy think problem for Chuggy and Floyd.
Chuggy institute new fitness regime.
Chuggy have appointment go see Dr. head shrinker.
No thing wrong with Chuggy-
Chuggy only need Rx keep Chuggy that way.
Sometimes Chuggy used get sad, no want take shower, no want get out of Chuggy bed.
Rx make better.
Only thing, Chuggy no have problems now.
Chuggy and Dr. no have no thing for talk about.
For years, no have things talk about.
Chuggy Dr. talk about fly fishing.
Chuggy talk about vacation, river rafting.
Chuggy think what point?
Just mail Chuggy Rx.
Chuggy like Dr. though.
Dr. like talk Chuggy too.
Even if no therapeutic value evident talking about cell phone providers, GPS navigation systems, solar powered homes, or kitchen remodels.
Chuggy think insurance company no want pay if know what go on-
Like having coffee with buddy, but give buddy co-pay at end.
Chuggy friend Berger come Chuggy house today.
Berger help clean Chuggy mess for money.
Chuggy remodel turn Chuggy house upside down.
Chuggy need all help Chuggy get.
Other Chuggy friends want weed Chuggy garden???
As Chuggy friends know, Chuggy gifted writer-
Lackluster housekeeper.
Where Chuggy friend Bruce?
Chuggy hear Bruce travel Thailand.
Chuggy hope Bruce no not ok.
Chuggy wish Bruce send Chuggy email.
Maybe Chuggy friend Bruce very busy.
Chuggy hot shit.
Any Chuggy friends disagree?