Chuggy and Colonel watch excellent film!
Chuggy friends see Snakes On A Plane?
Chuggy say A +!
Chuggy do impressive Samuel L. impression!
"BAD ASS MUTHFUCKIN' SNAKES ON A PLANE, BITCH!"
Make Colonel laugh till Colonel face very read.
Chuggy think all Chuggy friends need watch!

Chuggy call cousin Josh,
Talk over Filemaker Pro software Chuggy want develop.
Chuggy in awe.
Cousin Josh so smart! So cool!
Cousin Josh explain Chuggy everything.
Chuggy confident Chuggy develop good program.
If Josh no Chuggy cousin, Chuggy think marry Josh.
Chuggy no know no one so smart!
But no, Chuggy no live in Appalachia, so Chuggy and Josh just family!
Chuggy funny!
Chuggy LOL!

Where Chuggy begin?
Chuggy have wild crazy Friday night!
Chuggy and Ginger eat dinner.
Chuggy and Ginger drink beers.
Meet with Colonel, J, Hippie and Berger.
Chuggy see man across bar, think know him, then think no.
Man find Chuggy say hi.
Snookums???
Chuggy friends remember Snookums break Chuggy heart three years ago.
Chuggy no see no talk Snookums since.
Chuggy think big surprise.
Snookums want Chuggy body, Chuggy think no.
Snookums come bowling Chuggy and friends.
Chuggy (GASP) go home Snookums' house.
Chuggy still honorable Chuggy though.
What Chuggy thinking?
Snookums only break Chuggy heart again.
Unless Chuggy no let heart break.

Chuggy vey busy week!
First Chuggy remodel kitchen-
Then Chuggy have brilliant Chuggy idea!
Chuggy want develop new software!
Chuggy no can give away ideas.
Chuggy think many people like Chuggy software.
Chuggy think make Chuggy rich.
Chuggy need find smart developer partner Chuggy.
Chuggy cousin Josh should partner Chuggy.
Another grand Chuggy idea!!!

Chuggy have day of guilty pleasure...
First Chuggy take nap.
Then Chuggy eat fondue at Big Red's house.
Then Chuggy go iTunes with reckless Chuggy abandon.
Now Chuggy stay awake past bedtime.
Chuggy listen to Wonder Stuff and sing along!

J and Ginger busy social schedule!
Chuggy miss J and Ginger : (
J and Ginger photo comfort Chuggy hard times.

Chuggy feel remodel pressure.
Chuggy schedule slipping.
Chuggy drywaller no show up two days in row.
Chuggy cabinet install set back.
Which mean Chuggy granite set back.
Which mean Chuggy plumbing, electrical set back.
Which mean Chuggy tile set back.
Chuggy want punch drywaller in head.
Chuggy need watch temper!

Chuggy soon have Chuggy nephews!
Twins!
Chuggy want be twin's favorite Chuggy!
Chuggy no can wait to spoil little babies!
Buy babies everything!
Feed babies candy when no one look!
Make babies smile with fart noises!
Read babies, Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir!

Chuggy friend Floyd need rescue.
Floyd climb tree, no can get down.
Floyd scared.
Chuggy try help Floyd.
Make long Chuggy story short-
Floyd give Chuggy attitude-
Floyd make Chuggy fall-
Chuggy take Floyd with-
Chuggy and Floyd cheat death.
Maybe Floyd learn no climb tree no more.