Chuggy compadres Leonel y Heriberto demo Chuggy kitchen
Chuggy say MUCHAS MUCHAS GRACIAS!
Chuggy y amigos drink cervezas later.
Chuggy afraid what behind fridge.
Chuggy worst fear true when Chuggy look...
Mouse poo!!!
Why mouse come Chuggy house, Chuggy no can know
Chuggy house no dirty.
Mouse no can survive Chuggy house anyway.
Chuggy have Floyd and Pax -
Stone cold mouse killas, say Chuggy!

Chuggy go out lady night tonight!
Chuggy no can wait for fun!
Chuggy drink much beer, smoke cigarette!
Talk too much!
Maybe Chuggy make new friend for move in!
Chuggy need marry so Chuggy afford mortgage.
Even better, Chuggy think need find contractor marry!
Do all Chuggy work for Chuggy AND pay mortgage!
Maybe Chuggy friend think Chuggy gold-digger?
Chuggy think Chuggy pragmatic approach to love.

Home Depot take advantage Chuggy
Chuggy think Chuggy pay for everything
Chuggy say, "Chuggy pay everything?"
Lady say yes
Lady lie to Chuggy face
Now Chuggy need pay for install cabinets too
Chuggy mad
And poor

Chuggy have rethink vegetarianism
Today Chuggy eat cucumber, tomato and banana
Chuggy no can remember be so hungry
Chuggy think Chuggy need turkey at lunch
Chuggy dilemma - love animals, but love eat animals too
Chuggy need ponder

Chuggy make decide go vegetarian again
Chuggy conscience no can allow eat meat no more
Chuggy love all animals-
No can kill and devour
Chuggy still eat fish though
Chuggy no can feel sorry for fishies
Beside, Chuggy think fish delicious!
Chuggy think bacon good too - no Chuggy must draw line.