Chuggy and Colonel win $22.00 play scratch games.
Chuggy trade $20.00 for powerball tickets.
Chuggy think Chuggy get personal trainer, retire soon, if win.
Chuggy really need win powerball.
Chuggy try pray God before, but God no answer Chuggy prayer for win powerball.
Chuggy ponder pray Devil instead.
Chuggy no mind do Devil's work.
No different than most Chuggy jobs.

Chuggy nurse hangover.
Chuggy, J and Ginger big night on town.
First eat Red Square, many vodka shots.
Garlic vodka Chuggy new favorite!
Pickle chaser!
Then jazz band, more drinks at Trios.
Chuggy wanna boogie.
Music so good!
Chuggy cab it home like good Chuggy.
Ginger scat: "YA-YA-YOWWWWW!"

Chuggy sour.
Chuggy think Chuggy might cry.
Suddenly, Chuggy no like Chuggy life.
Chuggy no want work no more.
Responsibilities crush Chuggy.
Chuggy want be rich, care-free, sleep in.
Chuggy think new day tomorrow.
Chuggy hope Chuggy like Chuggy life better tomorrow.

Chuggy wonder, why so easy gain wait?
So hard lose weight?
Make Chuggy angry when Chuggy finish wondering.

Chuggy suffer much.
Chuggy diet again.
Chuggy hope Chuggy can continue.
Chuggy so hungry.