Chuggy tell all Chuggy friends how hot shit Chuggy?
Chuggy go out with Colonel and Hippie, drink more than Chuggy plan.
Chuggy see the One.
The One tell Chuggy, Chuggy look really great. REALLY GREAT!
Chuggy smile. Chuggy blush.

Chuggy love Mr. Pabs!!!

Chuggy start school Tuesday.
Yes, Chuggy before say no can go back for school.
Chuggy allow change mind!
Chuggy get books, start for read political science.
Chuggy be radicalized.
Chuggy think want be communist now.
Chuggy go underground.

Chuggy clean house.
Chuggy mean literal and figurative.
Chuggy take man's things, put in bag for go.
Chuggy feel weight off shoulders.
Chuggy make room in Chuggy heart for new thing.

Chuggy like Chuggy, too.

Chuggy like David Sedaris.
Chuggy friends no can argue.

Chuggy friends know Chuggy old?!?
Chuggy just find out!
Chuggy non-plussed.
Chuggy low back hurt.
Chuggy knee hurt.
Chuggy neck hurt.
Chuggy butt hurt.
Heh.
Chuggy fall down stairs at Colonel house.
That why Chuggy butt hurt.
Chuggy foot even hurt.
Chuggy try eye cream.
Maybe Chuggy pluck grey hair.
Still, Chuggy no can escape Chuggy get old.
At least Colonel, Berger and Hippie get old too.

Chuggy and Chuggy friends Colonel and Berger read Chuggy Make Blog in entirety last night.
Chuggy surpise Chuggy previous drink too much!
Chuggy also surprise Chuggy was so lonely.
Chuggy much more better now.
Yes, it true, Chuggy end engagement.
That hard for Chuggy.
Yes, Chuggy also have big problem stupid mortgage.
That hard, too.
Still, Chuggy life good.
Even if Chuggy no engage, Chuggy still say last two year happy for Chuggy.
Chuggy no have regret.
Chuggy enjoy time together.
For long time ex make Chuggy happy.
Now both need move on.
Chuggy think Chuggy grow.