Chuggy quest for love continue.
Chuggy thwarted once again.
Chuggy no post online ad ever,
But Chuggy respond two ads.
People no write Chuggy back.
Chuggy think rude.
Chuggy spend time make thoughtful reply.
Put Chuggy self out there.
Chuggy no think Chuggy ever no be alone.

Chuggy enjoy 4 day weekend again!
Chuggy, Colonel and Marcus go Mexican food and I Am Legend 2nite.
Chuggy think better than stay home.
Chuggy throw office party today.
Buy shrimps and sparkling wine.
Chuggy coworkers no have fun ever- drink water.
Chuggy have drink all sparkling wine by Chuggy self.
Chuggy no really mind though.

Chuggy Christmas wonderful!
Batshit family have fun with Chuggy - Christmas miracle!!!
Chuggy take half day today, nice nap.
Now Chuggy wonder, what next?
Chuggy have New Year Party,
Start work on Chuggy resolutions.
Chuggy must think much about resolution.

Chuggy family fucking bat shit.
Make Chuggy neck stiff.
Christmas stress Chuggy.
Chuggy want drop out, go on vacation.
Chuggy in law say uncharitable thing about Chuggy.
Chuggy face red and Chuggy mad.
Chuggy smile and give presents tomorrow.
Then Chuggy meet Colonel and drink lots.
Chuggy feel like Grinch stole Christmas.