Thursday, February 26, 2009

Colonel need Chuggy help proof-read next time?
Heh.
Ok, Chuggy inhabit Zach de la Rocha for moment, re: settling, no thing now, no thing later for.
Ha.
Colonel be very astute.
Chuggy understand communism only work if every one be for communist.
Same way Chuggy understand Chuggy settle for loser with no job, bad teeth, because every other woman settle for loser with no job, bad teeth.
Chuggy implore women of world - NO SETTLE!
You settle = make Chuggy settle.
No woman settle = Chuggy and Colonel no have settle.
Chuggy also implore world - be communist so we all be happy!
Colonel submit Chuggy treatise?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Be it ever so humble, I should like to pay compliment to the veriest of expedience and eloquence that is Chuggy's prose. I have dwelt on thus verily; it has taken more than a fortnight to realise! To be sure, Chuggy's impudence, at the least, rankles my ire; be that as it may, Chuggy nevertheless so sallies my spririts on occasion. As such, my behest for Chuggy (if I may so boldy impose) is for the creature to exposit on this very, how shall I put it, blog(?) my theory on romance as it relates to communism. Well, I'm off to the Berkshirehampton-Essexingham ballet; until to-morrow, I bid thee well. (Exaggerated courtly bow and exit)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Chuggy need qualify:
Chuggy have fun Friday with Smarmie and Smelly.
Just rest of weekend no fun.
Chuggy end long boring weekend.
True, Chuggy no has hangover, but Chuggy no has fun either.
Again, Chuggy need new hobby.
Chuggy think kayak or art class.
Maybe Chuggy need bicycle.
Who know?
Chuggy need break rut.