Chuggy want wish all Chuggy friends Happy Christmas!!!
Chuggy no can wait for open many presents!
Maybe Chuggy no wait?

No!
Naughty Chuggy!

Ok, Chuggy wait.

No! Chuggy no blognap!
Tho, Chuggy admit may seem so.
Chuggy just busy.
Chuggy take nap, eat pizza, watch occasional movie, live with Chops.
What news Chuggy have report?
Chuggy have new animal friend!
New animal friend shit in box.
New animal friend scratch Chuggy furniture.
New animal friend hate Floyd.
Poor Floyd.

Chuggy Blognapped?

The Colonel does not relish the thought that Chuggy is no more, but fears this to to be the case, as she has not graced us with her weblog witticisms for aeons, nor has she been spied with thine own eyes for well nigh two moons. The Colonel has heard tell that one called Chops holds her hostage, although of the sum he asks I have not heard. However sad tho we are, we must hope for the best. Farewell Chuggy, you are already missed.

Where for Chuggy begin!?
Chuggy long hiatus over.
Chuggy have much news!

First, Chuggy animal friend Herky die.
Chuggy very sad, but Chuggy understand circle of life.
Chuggy think circle of life can go fuck circle of life self.
Floyd and pax sad too.

Also, Chuggy have man-friend.
Chuggy no ever meet man friend like Chuggy so much.
Chuggy might decide for keep man-friend.

Man-friend and Chuggy go Ixtapa in July.
Chuggy no can hide excitement.

That all for now.
Chuggy busy.
Chugga holla at Chuggy friends soon.

Chuggy go big at H-Town, Don's last night.
Colonel and Hippie in cahoots.
Chuggy no can "renember" how many drinks Chuggy have.
Chuggy do "renember" try pick up 21 year old douchebag.
Yes, Chuggy cringe and blush.
Chuggy shame spiral begin at 2:30 am, still not over.
Chuggy want shout out to Colonel for take good care of Chuggy!
Same time next weekend?

Chuggy like wine.
Especially Chuggy wine.

Colonel need Chuggy help proof-read next time?
Heh.
Ok, Chuggy inhabit Zach de la Rocha for moment, re: settling, no thing now, no thing later for.
Ha.
Colonel be very astute.
Chuggy understand communism only work if every one be for communist.
Same way Chuggy understand Chuggy settle for loser with no job, bad teeth, because every other woman settle for loser with no job, bad teeth.
Chuggy implore women of world - NO SETTLE!
You settle = make Chuggy settle.
No woman settle = Chuggy and Colonel no have settle.
Chuggy also implore world - be communist so we all be happy!
Colonel submit Chuggy treatise?

Be it ever so humble, I should like to pay compliment to the veriest of expedience and eloquence that is Chuggy's prose. I have dwelt on thus verily; it has taken more than a fortnight to realise! To be sure, Chuggy's impudence, at the least, rankles my ire; be that as it may, Chuggy nevertheless so sallies my spririts on occasion. As such, my behest for Chuggy (if I may so boldy impose) is for the creature to exposit on this very, how shall I put it, blog(?) my theory on romance as it relates to communism. Well, I'm off to the Berkshirehampton-Essexingham ballet; until to-morrow, I bid thee well. (Exaggerated courtly bow and exit)

Chuggy need qualify:
Chuggy have fun Friday with Smarmie and Smelly.
Just rest of weekend no fun.

Chuggy end long boring weekend.
True, Chuggy no has hangover, but Chuggy no has fun either.
Again, Chuggy need new hobby.
Chuggy think kayak or art class.
Maybe Chuggy need bicycle.
Who know?
Chuggy need break rut.

Chuggy make apologize for be so redundant.

Chugz feelz betterz alreadyz.

Chugz feelz betterz alreadyz.

Chuggy have admit, Chuggy deeply saddened.
Chuggy bounce back tho.
No worry bout Chugs.
Chuggy get over it.

Chuggy for do list:

Be Colonel Life Coach
Prepare Stand Up Comedy Routine for Colonel
Buy New White Coat
Go to Glasgow

Chuggy song chart meme homage to Teenage Fanclub:

Speaking of 1991...
Chuggy think make time machine.
Chuggy travel back to 1991 thru 1997.
Days of salad for Chuggy.
Chuggy memory fond of Doc Martens, Flannel Shirt, Liquid Eye-Liner, Mini-Skirt.
Chuggy love men in stripe ringer T, Chuck Taylor, long hair.
Why Chuggy no can live in 1991 forever?
See what Chuggy mean:


Oh Teenage Fanclub!
Chuggy fall in love with you for Bandwagonesque!

Chuggy make new song.
Song about Chuggy.
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-CHUGGY- BOMB!
Like Runaway song but more better, Chuggy-style.
No, Chuggy not derivative.
Chuggy inspired.

Chuggy enjoy

How Chuggy loves the internets!
Let Chuggy count the ways...
First, Chuggy can satisfy adolescent fantasy.
Chuggy want see Teenage Fanclub video from 1991?
Chuggy can watch over and over!
Chuggy want order Wonder Stuff DVD from England?
Chuggy can do.
Chuggy want Google stalk attractive member opposite sex?
Chuggy do.

Chuggy feel expansive.
No, expensive.

Hai.
Chuggy haz hangoverz.
Lolz.

Chuggy want shout out Smarmy and Smelly for kick ass dinner!
Chuggy love Smarmy and Smelly cooking!
Mmm...flank steak....
Chuggy have fun LOL at lolcats.
SUPRIZE BUT SECKS!!!!!

Chuggy appreciate Boyd suggestion!
Unfortunately,Chuggy no can reconcile love cow/eat beef dilemma.
Personally, Chuggy no have respect for fish and fowl, so Chuggy eat happily.
Chuggy want tell Noodle and Co. to fuck off for undercook chicken tho.

Chuggy very disappointed.
Chuggy lunch disgust Chuggy.
Now Chuggy disgusted and hungry.
Chuggy think no eat chicken ever again.

Chuggy so bad ass.
Chuggy feel burn.

Chuggy so hungover.
Chuggy only have 3 beer.
Oh. Chuggy have wine too.
Ok, Chuggy understand.
Chuggy leave work early, take nap.
Maybe Chuggy no should have stayed up watch Conan O'Brien interview.

Chuggy so excited for reconnect old friend Billiam!
Chuggy and Bill go dinner tonight.
Chuggy no see Bill five long year!
Chuggy no can wait!

Chuggy also meet 25 year old boy.
Why young men like Chuggy so?
Chuggy no can find nice 35 year old man.
Just 25 year old boy.
Chuggy think ok, though.
25 good year.

Chuggy new nickname : Hands
As in Hands ALL OVER The One.
The One also have new nickname: Sometimes
As in Sometimes have a girlfriend.
So, what Chuggy learn?
Chuggy learn it is possible for drink 8 beer, 2 Jager Bomb, still stand up, be somewhat coherent.
Chuggy also learn that Sometimes/The One most likely dog.

Chuggy down 30 lbs.
Chuggy very proud Chuggy self.
Chuggy run fast/lift heavy thing/eat salad.
Chuggy soon reach goal.

Chuggy learn hard way Tuaca Bomb no Chuggy friend.
Poor Chuggy.
Chuggy leave Tuaca Bomb in Colonel bathroom.
Chuggy make sure remember next time no mix Jager Bomb/Tuaca Bomb.
Chuggy see The One.
The One kiss Chuggy cheek, hug Chuggy.
Chuggy in L-O-V-E!

Bored Chuggy.
Chuggy work slow.
Shit economy mean Chuggy have no thing for do.
Chuggy personal email no excite.
Chuggy fans - send Chuggy email!
Chuggy no have no thing for read.

Sad cougar Chuggy.
Chuggy sex appointment no call/no show.

Chuggy run fast, sweat like pigs.
So good for Chuggy!
Chuggy think reach goal this year!
Chuggy slow, but steady.
Yeah, Chuggy hot shit.
Still.

Chuggy have long boring weekend.
Chuggy no go out.
Chuggy work out.
Chuggy make soup.
Chuggy clean house.
Chuggy admit, Chuggy enjoy no hangover.

Chuggy cougar-licious.

Chuggy have hangover.
What else new?
It 2009 bitches!
New Year for Chuggy!
Chuggy have good fun last night.
Chuggy and Colonel have minor fight.
Colonel cry a little.
Chuggy demand no more cry.
It unbecoming a Colonel - Foppery 1st Brigade.
Chuggy and Colonel already make up.
Chuggy wait for Colonel bring coffee.
Chuggy make shit coffee at home.