Tonight Chuggy go see Simpsons on big screen!
Opening night!
Chuggy no can remember life before Simpsons.
Simpsons on TV for two third of Chuggy life - long time!
Simpsons make Chuggy sentimental.
Chuggy and long time dead lost love watch Simpsons together for hours.
No commercials.
Chuggy think romantic.
Chuggy remember good times.
Chuggy think Simpsons open tonight in heaven so all dead people will laugh, eat popcorn.
Chuggy always remember.

Chemistry.com add insult to injury!
Chuggy feel angry!
First, all Chuggy matches ugly, socially retarded.
Second, Chemistry.com debit Chuggy bank account $49.95.
Chuggy sharp- Chuggy have online bank - see charge.
Chuggy call demand refund!
Chuggy no agree pay $49.95!
Chuggy sign up one pathetic month only!
Chemistry.com tell Chuggy no refund.
Chuggy say deceptive user terms!
Take advantage of consumer Chuggy!
Chuggy send angry but concise complaint
Chuggy also email complaint BBB
Chuggy no can be vindicated
Chuggy new mission ruin Chemistry.com!
Who want join Chuggy mission?

Chuggy have problem Chuggy no can solve
Chuggy no understand why Floyd so fat!
Floyd weigh 15 pounds!
Chuggy think HUGE!
Chuggy restrict Floyd cat food, but Floyd still lard ass
Chuggy wonder maybe Floyd eat dog food when Chuggy no looking

Chuggy eat bad salmon
Try take sick day
But no-
Chuggy boss decide want sick day too
Chuggy have go work
Too much work for Chuggy
Chuggy need vacation now

Chuggy no like box of shit
Why Chuggy get cat?
Floyd cute, but shit box foul
Chuggy wish better way
Maybe Chuggy train Floyd use toilet!
Chuggy hope better than train Floyd walk on leash

J and Ginger come Chuggy house last night for karaoke marathon!
Marathon beer drink too!
Chuggy no boogie before like boogie last night!
Chuggy sing oldies classic, 80's hits
Chuggy dancing machine!
Chuggy think have big future in sing karaoke
Make Chuggy rich!
J and Chuggy think take Louis Armstrong "Wonderful World" on road
Big success!
Chuggy tired now
Karaoke till 4 am fun, but Chuggy need beauty rest.