Chuggy try clean up good today for wedding
Chuggy friend Bill once say Chuggy legs like Croatian man
Chuggy think need shave today
No Chuggy fault Chuggy hairy

Chuggy friends tie knot tomorrow
Chuggy excited
Chuggy promise no embarrass friends,
No drink too much
But Chuggy cross fingers
LOL!!!
Make Chuggy wonder when Chuggy no alone anymore

Chuggy friend J call Chuggy epistemologist
Chuggy think, nice big word
Chuggy want know all, but Chuggy no like school
CHUGGY NO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
While Chuggy know American psychodynamic theory,
J want Chuggy learn Marxist Humanism
J tell Chuggy not crazy, only alienated

Chuggy too busy
At work everybody need Chuggy
Need this, Chuggy!
Need that!
What about Chuggy needs?
Chuggy need take time for Chuggy
Tonight Chuggy watch TV, eat pizza with Colonel
Chuggy take care of Chuggy for change

Pax like wake Chuggy at 3:00 am, go outside
Sometimes Chuggy angry with Pax
Chuggy have no choice
Chuggy awake
What Chuggy do now?

Sometimes Chuggy drink too much, do things Chuggy regret
When Chuggy learn?

Chuggy new friend Floyd like Chuggy
Chuggy like Floyd but no like eat poo like Pax and Herky
Chuggy angry if poo eating continue
Pax and Herky need stop

Chuggy feel amorous
Chuggy like man from across pond
Man tell Chuggy, no further contact
Chuggy feel much regret
Chuggy think man come around
Chuggy kidding
Or is Chuggy?
Only Chuggy know for sure

Arms of Chuggy floppy noodles after lift heavy things
Chuggy new friend Jen proud Chuggy try hard
Chuggy think first day of rest life

Chuggy seek new paradigm
Chuggy think self need improve
Chuggy take first step
Chuggy lift heavy things, run fast
Chuggy no eat again, no watch TV
Chuggy no must procrastinate
If better, Chuggy no die alone
Chuggy no like die alone

Chuggy no like text message
Technology make Chuggy angry
Chuggy try fit in though
Chuggy need learn

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