Chuggy confess Chuggy have nightmare last night.
Chuggy dream Colonel seduce The One,
Chuggy angry, no friends with Colonel no more.
Then Chuggy free-base with Van.
No bueno.

Chuggy have bone pick with Floyd, Mearle.
Chuggy whole house smell of cat pee.
Why Floyd?
Why Mearle?
Chuggy no like cat pee smell.

Chuggy be smokin hot last night.
The One no working.
Chuggy hate waste white pants.
Damn Chuggy bad luck.

Chuggy look too good stay home.
Chuggy take boobs out on town tonight.

Chuggy find work boring.
Chuggy wonder drink beer make work more fun?

Chuggy go Sushi with Smarmy and Smelly tonight!
Chuggy love raw fish!
Raw fish love Chuggy.
At least, that what Chuggy hear.

Chuggy have self confidence crisis.
Please, someone build Chuggy back up.
Chuggy feel down on self.

Chuggy stupid iPod no battery.
How Chuggy can work out no music?!
Chuggy try 10 minutes, say fuck this shit, go home, charge iPod.
Chuggy try again tomorrow.

Chuggy wish Chuggy have more Facebook friend.
: (

FYI...
Look out Boston!
Chuggy, Colonel, Ginger and J come soon!

Chuggy in fashion rut.
Chuggy procure more printed sleeveless top.
Go ahead Colonel, laugh at Chuggy, Chuggy can take.

Chuggy want make blanket apology all Chuggy friends:

Chuggy feel burn.

Chuggy go run fast, lift heavy thing.
Chuggy sweat bucket.
Chuggy wonder Chuggy smoky aroma bother other fitness enthusiast on adjacent treadmill?
Sure, Chuggy work out, but Chuggy also like drink, smoke lots.
Chuggy never fit in, but damn, Chuggy look good.

Chuggy no can fucking believe so bored!
How even possible work day last so long?
Chuggy want go home.
Chuggy want go shopping.
Chuggy want work out.
Chuggy want cut arm off.
Chuggy want anything but stay in office!

Oh! Chuggy smitten with The One!
How Chuggy count the ways?
One - Chuggy like man on skateboard.
Two - Chuggy like man wear same pants all of time, show man vulnerability.
Three - Chuggy like when man wear silly bandanna, ironic or no.
Four - Chuggy have same genetic defect as man (repulsive double jointed hitch-hiker thumb).
Sure, Chuggy no know last name for sure, buy Chuggy already name babies.
Like some ecard, Chuggy already marry and divorce in head.

Chuggy need find more way kill time at work.
Sure, Chuggy could file.
Chuggy could return angry client phone calls.
Or Chuggy go smoke.
Chuggy make blog.
Chuggy read horoscope.
Chuggy read Craigslist.
Chuggy make personal call.
Chuggy think need raise.

Chuggy down 2.5 pounds.
Chuggy so totally balla.
Chuggy maybe get college body back eventually.
Yes! Chuggy go to college.
What? You think Chuggy no educated?
Chuggy insulted.
Chuggy still pay student loan, that how educated Chuggy be.

Chuggy and Colonel plan pub quiz jihad tonight.
Chuggy and Colonel must be winner!
3rd place no good enough!
Any Chuggy friends want help Colonel and Chuggy win?
8:00 tonight, Irish Hound.

Chuggy think name new cat Hank.
What Chuggy friends think?
Or Chuggy friends like Greg more better?
Chuggy and Colonel think Greg awesome cat name!

Chuggy go swim.
Chuggy new cat miss Chuggy.
Chuggy glad be home.