Chuggy hungry!
What for dinner?

Oh, Foppy, Foppy, Foppy, Foppy,
Noncey, Noncey, Noncey, Noncey,
Foppy Nonce....

Chuggy admit Chuggy terrible depression when have cold.
Chuggy glad Colonel come over watch LOST with Chuggy 2nite.
Chuggy need warmth of friend keep Chuggy good graces.
Chuggy thank Colonel.
Why Chuggy blog so morose lately?
Chuggy really need get party started.

Sometime Chuggy find wounded bird.
Chuggy want fix bird, make more better.
Chuggy want fix bird teeth.
Fix bird head.
Mostly, Chuggy want fix bird sad heart.
Make bird happy.
Make bird love self.
Make bird love Chuggy.
Chuggy know no possible.
Chuggy think only like impossible bird.
Chuggy recognize futility.

Chuggy think need more humor.
Lately, Chuggy too serious.
Sure, Chuggy make joke about tranny chaser all day, but Chuggy no actually think funny.
Chuggy think sad.
Chuggy think Chuggy find humor again when Chuggy sick no more.
Then Chuggy laugh.
Yes, Chuggy laugh.
Out loud?
Maybe.

Chuggy admit Chuggy no blond.
Chuggy brown.
And pink.

Oh, Chuggy, Chuggy, Chuggy, Chuggy, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie...
Chuggy Blond....

Chuggy surprised Colonel Fop 1st class.
Chuggy always thought Colonel Nonce 2nd Brigade.

Chuggy ponder-
Why Chuggy sane and rational every aspect Chuggy life except men?
Why men make Chuggy go bat shit crazy?
Is it Chuggy parent divorce in Chuggy formative years?
Is it Chuggy boyfriend suicide?
Is it Chuggy genetics?
Chuggy wonder why many years therapy and Chuggy still no can be normal?
Maybe former life Chuggy was asshole man who hate women?
Now karma make Chuggy pay?
Chuggy think pay enough.

Chuggy still sick.
Chuggy hate be sick.
Chuggy know Ginger say, "It's my favorite!"
Still, Chuggy depressed when sick.
Chuggy feel isolate, lonely.
Chuggy no can wait get better.
Chuggy hope never catch cold again.

Chuggy ponder, why man want chick with dick?
Chuggy no can wrap head around.
I mean, chick with dick?
Boggle Chuggy mind!
Chuggy no have answers.
Chuggy think man who like chick with dick no have answers.
Chuggy think internets scary place.

Chuggy quit smoke 20 whole hours.
Chuggy have fail again.
Chuggy have much shame.

Chuggy decide decide quit smoke.
Chuggy buy lots of patches, gum.
Chuggy prepare for worst.
Chuggy apologize in advance be homicidal bitch.
Chuggy warn Chuggy friends tread carefully.