Chuggy up early
Pax make Chuggy wake
Pax need spanking for wake Chuggy
No, Chuggy kid Pax,
Chuggy no spank
Chuggy have grande vanilla half caf mocha latte frappucino,
Make Chuggy better
LOL!!!
Chuggy make sarcasm
Chuggy want poo on people drink stupid latte
Chuggy like plain coffee
Chuggy want talk, but no can call, wake friends
Too early
Why Pax?
Why no let Chuggy sleep?
Chuggy think if dog, no wake go work Saturday
Chuggy think, sleep all day! Eat poo! Lick butt! Chuggy happy!
Chuggy no want lick butt, Chuggy make point
Chuggy be clear, no want eat poo either

Chuggy no run fast, lift heavy thing at 5 am like promise
No day before
Or day before that
Or day before that

Chuggy no like wake up
Chuggy stay up late with Colonel,
Watch TV, eat cookie
Why Colonel make Chuggy eat Cookie?
Yes, Chuggy admit Chuggy buy cookie,
But only for Colonel come watch TV
Colonel make Chuggy angry if cookie eating continue
Colonel no want Chuggy look good
Colonel want Chuggy eat pizza and cookie and die alone
Colonel say Chuggy always have Colonel,
But no can know for sure
Maybe Colonel break head

Chuggy sorry Chuggy so busy
Chuggy boss leave again,
Chuggy left pick up pieces
Everybody want holiday,
Mean more work for Chuggy
Why all Chuggy's clients so demanding?

Chuggy think need more money
Or maybe boss need work more
Chuggy no have answers

Where's Chuggy?

Chuggy no want work tomorrow
Why Chuggy spend whole life working?
Chuggy no like work, Chuggy like TV
Chuggy have existential crisis if work continue
Chuggy need holiday

Chuggy wedding good behavior
Chuggy drink six beers, no more
Chuggy no fall over
Chuggy no throw up
Chuggy proud Chuggy so good