Chuggy welcome new member Chuggy family.
El gato named Horseface.
Chuggy think re-name new friend.
Chuggy no can be sure yet.
Maybe Tanger.
Maybe Orange.
Maybe Parker (like Sarah Jessica Parker: From Horse-Face to House-Hold Name!)
Chuggy ponder.
Chuggy post picture soon.

Chuggy go run fast lift heavy thing again.
Now Chuggy no can walk, Chuggy muscle be so sore.
How Chuggy get so out of shape?
Poor Chuggy.

Oh, and Chuggy still smitten, Chuggy just decide shut up, no annoy Colonel no more.

Chuggy and Colonel place 3rd bitches!
Chuggy and Colonel so close to own pub quiz, and yet so far.
Maybe do more better next time.
Still, Chuggy get $10.00 gift card for more Amstel Light.
Chuggy think no too shabby.

Chuggy go run fast but no lift heavy thing.
Chuggy too red face and tired after run fast.
Chuggy heart rate 162 for 30 minutes.
Hooray Chuggy!
Chuggy think go lift heavy thing tomorrow.

Chuggy smitten.
Chuggy in deep smit.

Chuggy and Colonel fuck it up Highland style!
Damn Baby!
Chuggy boobs get out of hand.
First Chuggy boob knock over Chuggy beer.
Then Chuggy boob knock over Colonel.