Chuggy take care baby nephews today.
Chuggy excited.
Baby giggle warm Chuggy ice cold heart.
Chuggy think nephews amazing.

Chuggy tell friends about Floyd night time spelunking adventure?
Floyd discover move freely through Chuggy house in floor vent.
Chuggy lock Floyd out of room while Chuggy sleep.
Now Floyd come in Chuggy room anyway, scratch and/or bite Chuggy while Chuggy sleep.
Chuggy angry when Chuggy sleep disturb.
Chuggy more angry when Floyd bite soft part of arm while Chuggy defenseless.
Floyd figure out how enter room, no know how leave same way.
Floyd scratch at Chuggy door for out, wake Chuggy again.
Repeat three times, you have Chuggy night.
Sometime, Chuggy hate Floyd.
Again, Floyd lucky so cute, otherwise who know what Chuggy do?

Chuggy wonder Splenda poison or no?
Chuggy no can be sure.
Internets say both.

Chuggy pass out on couch 7:30.
Colonel bored.
Chuggy forget put away French Onion Soup.
Chuggy need dispose.
Chuggy sleepy AND wasteful.
Chuggy house still smell of soup.

Chuggy and Hippie PAR-TAY with Employee Saturday.
Chuggy do something Chuggy no do before - MDMA!
Chuggy, Hippie and Employee have 10 hour group therapy session.
More fun than actually sound, Chuggy think. Chuggy also drink many beer.
Chuggy stay up until 9:00 am Sunday.
Chuggy have take prescription medication fall asleep.
Make Chuggy feel like Elvis.

In addition Chuggy Make Blog, Chuggy make French Onion Soup.
Smell overwhelm Chuggy, bring tear Chuggy eye.
Colonel join Chuggy for dine.