Chuggy New Year Resolution?
Chuggy need lose more weight.
Chuggy need quit smoke.
Chuggy need give up Jager Bomb/One Night Stand.

Chuggy prepare for ring in New Year!
Ok, Chuggy no really prepare.
Chuggy just sit around drink coffee, smoke cigarette.
Chuggy figure Chuggy and Colonel go Jager Bomb 2night, stumble home.

Chuggy want Snuggie.

Chuggy come down with cold: (
Pity Chuggy.

Chuggy do Jager Boom!
Chuggy out of hand!
Chuggy hilariously pinch man ass last night.
Chuggy tell man, "I don't usually do that.."
Man say, "You look like you do that all the time."
Chuggy think funny.
Chuggy like make objectify man.
Chuggy enjoy turn tables.
Chuggy shout out to old friends!
Chuggy drink beer legally first time ever with Lynne.
What fun!
Chuggy love see oldie but goodie friends!
Yay Denver Time Warp!

Chuggy go spend Christmas booty!
Chuggy get new duvet!
Chuggy get new white coat!
Maybe Chuggy even get new curtain, new Sonicare if sale good enough!
Chuggy thank all Chuggy friend and family for such generosity!

Happy Holiday Chuggy friend!
You naughty or nice?
Chuggy ponder, Chuggy both.
Chuggy SO EXCITED for open presents.
Chuggy think Colonel love Colonel present.
Chuggy Mom and Dad come over.
Kind of like real family.

Chuggy shame spiral end.
Chuggy recover today.
Chuggy NO ALLOWED drink wine no more!
Wine make Chuggy sad.
Only beer for Chuggy.
Beer make Chuggy happy, talk lots.
Chuggy give prop to Colonel for talk through Chuggy tears.
When Chuggy sad, Chuggy feel like burden.
Chuggy glad Colonel love Chuggy so much.
Colonel no make Chuggy feel like burden.
Thank you Colonel.
You Chuggy best friend.

Chuggy no crying.
Chuggy eye just sweaty.

Where Chuggy begin?
Chuggy find love (again) at HT.
Of course Chuggy put cart before horse and be intimate before sushi dinner date.
Now Chuggy spend all week wait by phone.
Chuggy no get call: (
Chuggy heart heavy: (
Chuggy think find compatible man.
Man must no be compatible if man no call Chuggy.
Chuggy wonder how can feel so right and be wrong?
Chuggy wonder what man want?
Man can love Chuggy but no want see Chuggy again?
Chuggy never understand.
Chuggy think need change pattern.
Pattern lead Chuggy to bitter disappointment.
Sometimes make Chuggy want give up on men entirely.
Chuggy always let down.
Chuggy think right man no let Chuggy down.
Chuggy just no know how find right man.

Chuggy very please with Chuggy self.

Chuggy hot shit.

Chuggy want know who say personal hygiene/grooming no important to Chuggy?
Chuggy go gets hairs cut today.
Chuggy look like new Chuggy.

Chuggy much less jolly!
In fact, Chuggy 27 pound less jolly!
Hooray for Chuggy diet and exercise!
Chuggy angry tho.
Holiday time make hard for Chuggy stay slim.
Everyone like, eat pie Chuggy!
Eat this, eat that!
Chuggy on diet, bitches.

Chuggy house SO COLD!
Yes, Chuggy old furnace die this week.
Chuggy need get new.
Sure, Chuggy want remodel bathroom, but no, Chuggy just get new furnace.
Chuggy also think fireplace may be nice, but no, just new furnace for Chuggy.
Chuggy hope house more than 50 degree when Chuggy get home.

Chuggy Heart Desire:
Paul Rudd

Chuggy Wish List:
Sham-Wow!

Chuggy film recommendation:
Role Models

Chuggy so hungry.
But Chuggy also very lazy.
What the fuck Chuggy eat for dinner?
Chuggy no satisfy with eat cereal again.

Chuggy admit displeasure with Ken Doll.
Ken Doll no can remember who Ken Doll lie to about relationship status.
That why Ken Doll give Chuggy conflicting story every week.
Ken Doll have girlfriend?
Ken Doll no have girlfriend?
Chuggy no can tell.
Chuggy no like evasive bullshit!
Chuggy no like les baggage de douche.
Yes, Chuggy parlez francais.
Chuggy surprise you?

Memorandum

To: Everyone

From: Chuggy

Re: Ken Doll

He can STILL suck a dick.

Big weekend for Chuggy.
Where Chuggy can start?
Chuggy go Highland Saturday.
Chuggy regret drink so much.
Why Chuggy think Jager Bomb good idea?
Chuggy know Jager Bomb never good idea.
Chuggy embarrass.
Chuggy decision making questionable.
Chuggy in mild shame spiral.

It all about Chuggy?
No!
It all about Chuggy adoring fans!
Chuggy want shout out Gracie for adoring fan mail.
Made Chuggy day.

Chuggy admit Chuggy beat down by world, but Chuggy have much be thankful for.
And Chuggy hangover too.
Chuggy and Colonel go Highland style last night.
Chuggy only have half Jager Bomb tho.
Chuggy need get off Chuggy ass, cook vegetarian stuffing, green bean and gravy.
So, Chuggy thankful for lots.
Chuggy just no can think of what right now.
Chuggy no thankful for huge bag of douche filled to brim.
Oh well.
Chuggy move on.

Chuggy be remiss!
Chuggy sorry no post long time.
Chuggy busy.
What new with Chuggy?
Last night Chuggy totally school Colonel Totally 80's Trivial Pursuit.
Ok, maybe no "totally school" but Chuggy win.
Colonel gracious loser though.
More so than Chuggy.
Chuggy friends remember when Chuggy kick Colonel out of house for win Scrabble?
Yes, Chuggy no proud, just sore loser.
Chuggy need go work today.
Then Chuggy and Uncle Boss go up hill.
Chuggy think win big!
Happy Holidays Chuggy friends!

Hello Chuggy friends!
Chuggy sorry long absence.
Between Chuggy check email, write CL message board, check bank account, make personal phone call, text message, post Facebook, shop online, read horoscope, Chuggy no have much time at work for post.
Chuggy good.
Chuggy continue run fast, lift heavy thing.
Chuggy think over work crush, or multiple thereof.
Yes, Chuggy still single.
Who would think Chuggy still single?
Chuggy no want toot own horn too much, but Chuggy awesome.
And damn, Chuggy look good.
All Chuggy animal friends be good too.
Floyd sit on back of Chuggy chair this very moment.
That all from Chuggy for now.

Chuggy finally make house clean.
Big job for Chuggy.
Chuggy think deserve big beer now.

Chuggy have forsake Ken Doll for Ken Doll 2.
Ken Doll 2 far superior to Ken Doll1 every way.
Chuggy like.
A lot.

Chuggy finally make recover from party.
Sadly, Chuggy floor still no recover.
Chuggy no like mop.
Mop make Chuggy angry!

Chuggy excited for big Chuggy party tonight!
Chuggy only regret Chuggy no have time for nap.
Chuggy hope can keep going all night long....
Maybe Jager Bomb or two help Chuggy stay wake.

It official.
Chuggy 31.
Let Chuggy slow decline begin.
Chuggy kid.
Chuggy only more wise, more gray.

Chuggy manic shopping frenzy soon come to end.
Chuggy make party tomorrow night!!!
Chuggy look forward to Jager Bomb, cupcake, good friends....
Chuggy see you there!

Chuggy absent minded.
Chuggy forget pay water bill.
Chuggy no have water.
That ok, Chuggy no want take bath anyway.
Chuggy think maybe nice if in future Chuggy no pay, maybe water company call Chuggy, let Chuggy know.
Chuggy sure water company just say Chuggy need open mail, but Chuggy too busy, important for open mail more than once month.
Chuggy thank God for club soda to brush Chuggy teeth.

Colonel! Chuggy want hear shart story again!

Memorandum

From: Chuggy
To: Everyone
Re: Ken Doll

He can suck a dick.

Chuggy work bore Chuggy.
Chuggy need find new hobby for work.
Chuggy friend have suggestion?
Maybe Chuggy start new religion?
Maybe Chuggy plan trip Fiji?
Maybe Chuggy learn read palms?
More likely, Chuggy read Savage Love, post on message board, real CL, check horoscope, repeat.
: (

No more Jager Bomb for Chuggy.....

Chuggy arm floppy with hurt.
Chuggy lift heavy thing, first time long time.
Now Chuggy feel burn.

Chuggy and Hippie make plan fuck it up Highland style 2night!

Ken Doll forsake Chuggy?
Ken Doll no visit Chuggy all week.
What Chuggy supposed think?
Chuggy hope for Ken Doll sake, Ken Doll visit today.

Prepare Chuggy friends!
Chuggy Annual October Birthday Fest come soon!
Saturday, October 11th!
Want watch Chuggy drink Jager Bomb?
Come to party?
Want watch Chuggy sing karaoke?
Come to party.
Want watch Chuggy awkwardly try put move on Ken Doll?
Come to party.
Chuggy no want you watch Chuggy talk stupid, get reject, throw up, but come to party anyway.

On serious note, Chuggy want shout out J and Ginger.
Chuggy love J and Ginger LOTS.
Chuggy hope J and Ginger know have all Chuggy love and support.
Chuggy feel for J and Ginger.
Chuggy know hard times.
Chuggy very sorry.

Wish Chuggy luck!
Chuggy and Uncle Boss go up hill today!
Chuggy think win big money!

Lucky for Chuggy, Chuggy short-term memory shit.
Chuggy no can regret no thing too long.

Chuggy fill with regret!
Why Chuggy talk stupid thing Some Other One?!
Chuggy worry hurt Some Other One feeling.
Now Some Other One no call Chuggy.
Chuggy lament.

AY! CHUGGITOS MUY ENFERMA!

Chuggy give Some Other One business card.
Chuggy sincerely hope Some Other One call Chuggy.
Chuggy think Chuggy like.

Chuggy find love at HT.
No, not with The One.
With Some Other One.
Go Chuggy.

Chuggy bad ass construction worker.
Chuggy demo laundry room.
Sure, Chuggy no can build back.
That why Chuggy hire Craig be handyman.
Chuggy admit Chuggy get stung by wasp and cry.
Still, Chuggy think Chuggy pretty bad ass.

Chuggy blog bore Chuggy.
All Chuggy have talk about is be bored at work.
Or go run fast, lift heavy thing.
Or The One.
Chuggy need some excitement!
Chuggy need shake thing up.

Our beloved Chuggyblog has succumbed to an interloper. I haven't the foggiest idea, however, why this bibulous debauchee commented on the July 22 post.

Chuggy get lucky and see The One!
Yes, Chuggy regale The One with exciting workplace bbq story!
Chuggy sarcastic. Workplace bbq story no exciting.
The One act riveted though, make Chuggy feel good.
Chuggy done for.
Chuggy want ring on finger.

Chuggy bored.
Why Chuggy job no challenge Chuggy?

Oh, Ken Doll!
Let Chuggy sing you praises!
First, Ken Doll no vulnerable.
Two, Ken Doll smile nice.
Thirdly, Ken Doll excite Chuggy.
Four, Ken Doll real man grown up with real job.
Chuggy decide it will be.

Chuggy sly indeed.

Chuggy run fast, lift heavy thing, sweat like motherfucker.

Chuggy see Ken Doll Monday.
Chuggy heart flutter.
How Chuggy can flirt when Chuggy no drunk?

Chuggy want more.

Dear Chuggy, are you still aslumber?

What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
I have forgotten, and what arms have lain
Under my head till morning; but the rain
Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh
Upon the glass and listen for reply,
And in my heart there stirs a quiet pain
For unremembered lads that not again
Will turn to me at midnight with a cry.
Thus in winter stands the lonely tree,
Nor knows what birds have vanished one by one,
Yet knows its boughs more silent than before:
I cannot say what loves have come and gone,
I only know that summer sang in me
A little while, that in me sings no more.

Rain make Chuggy want go sleep.
Chuggy go sleep long time.

Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy
Chuggy

Yes.

Chuggy need advise all Chuggy friends that Hippie dog Roscoe VERY BAD DOG!
Rosoce bite Chuggy on leg no reason.
Chuggy leg fucking hurt.
Bad Roscoe!
Bad!

Chuggy need kill 3 hour today.
Maybe Chuggy go office depot?
Chuggy go bank, too.
When did this become Chuggy life?

Chuggy so totally muthafuckin balla.
Chuggy go run fast, lift heavy thing and stay in points.
Chuggy kick much ass.

Much to Colonel relief, Chuggy think Chuggy give up unrequited love for The One.
Chuggy just think too hard.
Chuggy try go see The One like 8 times with no luck.
Also, Chuggy have new crush on Ken Doll with real job.
Chuggy think maybe more better.
Plus, Chuggy no have drive interstate, get drunk, spend money to see Ken Doll.
Ken Doll come see Chuggy every week at work.
Granted, Ken Doll need work on conversational skills.
Many awkward silence cause Chuggy prattle on endless.
Silence or no, Chuggy enjoy weekly Ken Doll visit.
Chuggy think maybe Chuggy start shower before work, brush hair.
You know, Chuggy start dress to impress.

Ok. Chuggy need kill 4.5 hours at work today.
What Chuggy do?

Chuggy have Harry Dunn moment.
Chuggy need go number two.
Chuggy go.
Chuggy office toilet no flush.
What Chuggy do now???

Chuggy also want shout out J and Ginger for be awesome travel companions.
Chuggy think you fun.
Chuggy glad we all go together.

Chuggy home after 10 hour travel odyssey.
Chuggy no can remember be so tired before.
Chuggy want give big middle finger to Chicago O'Hare.
Boston fun, but Denver more better.
Chuggy glad be home again.
Chuggy miss Floyd.
Floyd sing to Chuggy all night.
Floyd no stop purring since Chuggy be home.
Chuggy think nice, but also wish Floyd just shut up.
Chuggy reunited with Pax, too!
Chuggy and Pax miss each other very much!
Pax get long belly-rub, maybe some spooning later.
Chuggy think go find Herky some point.
Colonel no get enough Chuggy.
After be with Chuggy 7 day, Colonel want come over watch movie.
Oh Colonel, Chuggy no can blame you for Chuggy-jones.
Who no jones for the Chuggy?

Chuggy On Tour: Featuring the Colonel
Chuggy make long story short.
Chuggy and Colonel give Ptown thumbs down.
Chuggy no fan of lobster, although Chuggy like shahhhks.
Colonel make new friend Bob.
Chuggy jealous Colonel get two minute man.
Colonel and Chuggy drink lots, eat many french fries.
Colonel and Chuggy horrified how fat look in photos.
Really?
That fat?
Chuggy and Colonel walk Boson streets endless.
No more walking.
Ever.
Chuggy like no be at work, but Chuggy look forward go home.

Chuggy go Boston today!
Chuggy bid friends farewell one week!

Chuggy tired, hot, bored.
What else new?
No thing.

Chuggy friend see movie AI?
Chuggy think no can wait for future!
Chuggy want Jude Law Sex Robot of Chuggy very own!
Sex Robot clean house!
Sex Robot take animal friends on walk!
Sex Robot snuggle Chuggy!
Sex Robot make Chuggy coffee!
There be anything Sex Robot no can do?
Chuggy no can hardly wait!!!

Chuggy wonder why running shoe all look so stupid?
Chuggy no be caught dead wearing dumb athletic shoe.
But Chuggy need good shoe for run fast.
Chuggy dilemma.
Chuggy no can wear shitty old Puma no more.
Chuggy know Chuggy no should be so concerned with appearance.
Still, Chuggy no douchebag, no want look like one in big ugly white running shoe.

Also, Chuggy no can win.
Chuggy try go see The One.
The One no work.
Chuggy think hang up, move on.
The One too unpredictable.
Chuggy no want try too hard.

Chuggy report Chuggy Colonel hero.
Chuggy take Colonel to ER.
Chuggy so brave.
Colonel cry like girl.
Ok, Colonel actually be girl.
Anyway, Chuggy forgive Colonel.
Chuggy very understanding.
Colonel need have remove useless internal organ.
Chuggy wonder, if person no need appendix, gall bladder, tonsils, why have at all?
Colonel enjoy dilaudid drip.
Chuggy jealous.
How come Colonel always get have all fun?

Chuggy wake up, go pee.
Chuggy wonder, why everything Chuggy house smell like poo?
Then Chuggy know.
Cat poo in bathtub.
Why Mearle?
Why no poo where supposed to?
Chuggy gag.
Chuggy no so sure about Mearle no more.

Chuggy weekend ho-hum.
Chuggy think go swim.
No, too hot.
Chuggy think go see Batman.
No, too hot.
Chuggy think take nap.
No, too hot.

Chuggy confess Chuggy have nightmare last night.
Chuggy dream Colonel seduce The One,
Chuggy angry, no friends with Colonel no more.
Then Chuggy free-base with Van.
No bueno.

Chuggy have bone pick with Floyd, Mearle.
Chuggy whole house smell of cat pee.
Why Floyd?
Why Mearle?
Chuggy no like cat pee smell.

Chuggy be smokin hot last night.
The One no working.
Chuggy hate waste white pants.
Damn Chuggy bad luck.

Chuggy look too good stay home.
Chuggy take boobs out on town tonight.

Chuggy find work boring.
Chuggy wonder drink beer make work more fun?

Chuggy go Sushi with Smarmy and Smelly tonight!
Chuggy love raw fish!
Raw fish love Chuggy.
At least, that what Chuggy hear.

Chuggy have self confidence crisis.
Please, someone build Chuggy back up.
Chuggy feel down on self.

Chuggy stupid iPod no battery.
How Chuggy can work out no music?!
Chuggy try 10 minutes, say fuck this shit, go home, charge iPod.
Chuggy try again tomorrow.

Chuggy wish Chuggy have more Facebook friend.
: (

FYI...
Look out Boston!
Chuggy, Colonel, Ginger and J come soon!

Chuggy in fashion rut.
Chuggy procure more printed sleeveless top.
Go ahead Colonel, laugh at Chuggy, Chuggy can take.

Chuggy want make blanket apology all Chuggy friends:

Chuggy feel burn.

Chuggy go run fast, lift heavy thing.
Chuggy sweat bucket.
Chuggy wonder Chuggy smoky aroma bother other fitness enthusiast on adjacent treadmill?
Sure, Chuggy work out, but Chuggy also like drink, smoke lots.
Chuggy never fit in, but damn, Chuggy look good.

Chuggy no can fucking believe so bored!
How even possible work day last so long?
Chuggy want go home.
Chuggy want go shopping.
Chuggy want work out.
Chuggy want cut arm off.
Chuggy want anything but stay in office!

Oh! Chuggy smitten with The One!
How Chuggy count the ways?
One - Chuggy like man on skateboard.
Two - Chuggy like man wear same pants all of time, show man vulnerability.
Three - Chuggy like when man wear silly bandanna, ironic or no.
Four - Chuggy have same genetic defect as man (repulsive double jointed hitch-hiker thumb).
Sure, Chuggy no know last name for sure, buy Chuggy already name babies.
Like some ecard, Chuggy already marry and divorce in head.

Chuggy need find more way kill time at work.
Sure, Chuggy could file.
Chuggy could return angry client phone calls.
Or Chuggy go smoke.
Chuggy make blog.
Chuggy read horoscope.
Chuggy read Craigslist.
Chuggy make personal call.
Chuggy think need raise.

Chuggy down 2.5 pounds.
Chuggy so totally balla.
Chuggy maybe get college body back eventually.
Yes! Chuggy go to college.
What? You think Chuggy no educated?
Chuggy insulted.
Chuggy still pay student loan, that how educated Chuggy be.

Chuggy and Colonel plan pub quiz jihad tonight.
Chuggy and Colonel must be winner!
3rd place no good enough!
Any Chuggy friends want help Colonel and Chuggy win?
8:00 tonight, Irish Hound.

Chuggy think name new cat Hank.
What Chuggy friends think?
Or Chuggy friends like Greg more better?
Chuggy and Colonel think Greg awesome cat name!

Chuggy go swim.
Chuggy new cat miss Chuggy.
Chuggy glad be home.

Chuggy welcome new member Chuggy family.
El gato named Horseface.
Chuggy think re-name new friend.
Chuggy no can be sure yet.
Maybe Tanger.
Maybe Orange.
Maybe Parker (like Sarah Jessica Parker: From Horse-Face to House-Hold Name!)
Chuggy ponder.
Chuggy post picture soon.

Chuggy go run fast lift heavy thing again.
Now Chuggy no can walk, Chuggy muscle be so sore.
How Chuggy get so out of shape?
Poor Chuggy.

Oh, and Chuggy still smitten, Chuggy just decide shut up, no annoy Colonel no more.

Chuggy and Colonel place 3rd bitches!
Chuggy and Colonel so close to own pub quiz, and yet so far.
Maybe do more better next time.
Still, Chuggy get $10.00 gift card for more Amstel Light.
Chuggy think no too shabby.

Chuggy go run fast but no lift heavy thing.
Chuggy too red face and tired after run fast.
Chuggy heart rate 162 for 30 minutes.
Hooray Chuggy!
Chuggy think go lift heavy thing tomorrow.

Chuggy smitten.
Chuggy in deep smit.

Chuggy and Colonel fuck it up Highland style!
Damn Baby!
Chuggy boobs get out of hand.
First Chuggy boob knock over Chuggy beer.
Then Chuggy boob knock over Colonel.

Chuggy and Colonel go FO-CO yesterday honor Michael.
Sad day for Chuggy.
Chuggy heart heavy.
Still, so much time pass that Chuggy finally more ok.
Chuggy and Colonel listen to Smashing Pumpkin "Drown" and sob on I-25.
Chuggy think cathartic.
Colonel good friend to Chuggy.
Chuggy think if Michael still alive, Michael and Colonel be good friend, too.
Chuggy remember good times.
Chuggy memory no what used to be.
Chuggy forget so much.
Chuggy used to have conflict. Before Chuggy no want forget anything.
Now, maybe Chuggy no mind forget as much.
Chuggy no want hold on pain too long.
Michael no would want Chuggy still be sad ten years later.
Michael end his pain, no would want Chuggy in pain.
Still, Chuggy remember Michael always.
Chuggy love Michael always.
Chuggy no can forget first love, only love for that matter.

Hey Colonel-
Chuggy suggest:
Let your fingers do the banging!

Dear You

When
it pains
it roars

Michael Christian Manly - April 2, 1974 - July 11, 1998

• Why are you doing that

• Dumb

• Bad Teeth

• Rides a Skateboard

• 36

• Why would you spurn Chuggy's advances

No Colonel!
How many times Chuggy have tell you Chuggy the Carrie!

Chuggy go wild at Tavern.
Chuggy still hammered when wake up this morning.
Chuggy think longest work day ever.
All Chuggy can think about is go home to bed.
Chuggy have fun though.

Chuggy think next time Ginger take 16 cents and shove up customer rectum.
Chuggy too have annoying customer at dumb job.
Chuggy sympathy with Ginger.

Oh Chuggy!  Tell me why would someone tip a server 16 cents?  It is better to not tip at all than to give your server that pithy amount!  I hate waiting tables.  I think that customers are the lowest of all life forms!

Chuggy do win 2 free pint though.
Why Irish Hound try sully Chuggy diet?
Chuggy plan drink 3 light beer only.
But no, Irish Hound serve Chuggy 5 regular beer instead.
Chuggy give Irish Hound finger.
And Chuggy be hour late to work today.

Chuggy be fucking robbed at Pub Quiz!
Again!
Chuggy no want be loser.
How Chuggy to go from 2nd place to 5th?
Chuggy want blame Colonel.
No, Chuggy blame it on rain instead.
Chuggy and Colonel need third player.

Chuggy unwittingly hit fucker trifecta.
First there was ass-fucker.
Then there was trannie-fucker.
Now there be skank-fucker.
Why Chuggy hang out with bunch of fuckers?
Chuggy sucker for pretty face.

Chuggy favorite jeans return from India!
Chuggy pants be more well traveled than Chuggy!
Chuggy miss favorite jean so much while jean be cloned.
Chuggy think want make love to jeans.

What Chuggy do with DVDs?
Chuggy rent DVDs, then DVD store close before Chuggy return two month later.
Store close forever.
Chuggy no know what to do.
Chuggy think free movie?
No, Chuggy know better.

Chuggy reap Chuggy sow.
Chugy hangover after July 4 festivity.
Chuggy think stay home 2nite.
Go bed early.
Chuggy no can be life of party every night.

Happy July 4 Chuggy friends!
Chuggy feel like drink beer!
Blow shit up!
Pax and Herky no like July 4 like Chuggy.
Chuggy think maybe tranquilizers make more better.

Chuggy experiment with fiber supplement.
Chuggy be sure tell all Chuggy friends how goes.

Chuggy fear Chuggy come down with cold.

Chuggy no want say uncharitable thing.
After all, man good for get Chuggy thing from high shelf.
Man also good for breed.

Chuggy feminist ideal at odd with Chuggy want make objectify man.
Chuggy figure out The One not the one, just another one.
Chuggy wonder only pretty face?
Chuggy think just like use for body.
Chuggy friends understand?
Maybe Chuggy friends think heartless objectify man.
But really, what man good for?

Chuggy go tavern last night.
Chuggy no see The One.
Chuggy think too hard.
Chuggy think give up.

Chuggy get some.
No too much, but some.
And Chuggy think some better than none.

Chuggy think time move backward.
How only 9:00am?
Chuggy think long time till 3:30.
Chuggy so over work.
Chuggy want swim, drink beer.
Chuggy want shun all responsibility.

Chuggy accidentally take 5 hour nap.
Chuggy up!
What Chuggy do know?

Holla back Colonel!
Chuggy totally fucking balla, yo!

Chuggy's a balla yo!

Pray tell, Chuggy, what is this Plan B that you speak of? I suppose 'tis better than Plan C, ho ho! If I had my druthers, however, you would not tell fanciful tales out of preparatory school! By the by, I have commissioned the services of a certain grocer beau of mine whose presence is not required at his place of business on Sunday. With his knowledge of such cerebral topics as hip-hopping and recreational pastimes, we will surely dispatch of those trivia impostors posthaste!

Is it hot in here or just Chuggy?

Chuggy buy yet another printed sleeveless top.
And another.
And another.

Chuggy ponder fate.
Chuggy friends know why.
Chuggy consider pre-determination.
Chuggy think no can know for sure.
Chuggy no believe in coincidence, but sometimes Chuggy want shit pants.

CHuggy get rear ended on Santa Fe.
No, not way you think!
Chuggy HONDA get tapped from behind, not Chuggy ass.
Heh.
Suck for Chuggy.
Chuggy head hurt real bad.
Patrick's too.
Chuggy maybe go chiropractor tomorrow?
Chuggy think unusual day indeed.

Chuggy P3wn at Pub Quiz tonight.
Prepare yourselves bitches.
Chuggy play to win!

Chuggy meet Colonel past lover last night.
Chuggy consider sloppy seconds, then think no.
Who mystery man?
Hint: left blank check for Plan B.
Heh.
Chuggy love give Colonel hard time.
Chuggy'd hypothetically tap that ass tho.
Secret lover have Rob Morrow vibe, loud obnoxious laugh.
Good going Colonel.

Chuggy angry.
Chuggy no win Powerball AGAIN.
Chuggy have change retirement strategy, contribute more IRA.

Fluid Reunion Show make Chuggy sentimental.
Chuggy remember Michael fall in love with Chuggy when Chuggy wear Fluid shirt.
"Volume is job one!"
Michael covet Chuggy awesome t-shirt collection.
Michael want wear Warlock Pinchers shirt, but ha-ha, too small for grown man.
Chuggy remember Foreskin 500 stickers on Chuggy mountain bike.
Make Chuggy look like racer!
Chuggy surprise how much Chuggy can forget in ten years.
Chuggy wish could remember more better.
Everyday Chuggy lose more.
Everyday Michael further away.

Chuggy prepare for July 11.
July 11 mark ten year since Michael die.
Chuggy wish could go put flower on grave.
Sadly, no grave exist.
Chuggy want tangible expression of grief and loss.
Chuggy feel impotent.
Any idea for Chuggy?
How Chuggy express Chuggy self?
Chuggy so stifled.
Chuggy want mark July 11 somehow special.
Chuggy no know what to do.

Chuggy wish Chuggy have OCD.
Then maybe Chuggy house be clean all times!
Sadly, while Chuggy do tend obsess over The One, Chuggy no feel compulsion for clean.
Or wash hands.
Or count thing.
Too bad for Chuggy.

Chuggy think today take Pax and Herky to Chatfield for swim.
Then Chuggy think Chuggy jealous and go swim Mark's house.
Maybe Chuggy clean house too?
Or maybe Chuggy just hungover and do no thing but nap?

Chuggy hungover.
What else new?
Chuggy no get home 2:30 am.
Long night for Chuggy.
Chuggy want go home 9:30, but no, Chuggy drunkard friends make Chuggy party like rock star.
Ok, maybe no like rock star since Chuggy drink water most night.
Chuggy abandon care and Honda.
Chuggy no see The One.
The One go see show instead go work.
Chuggy disappointed, but no too much.
Chuggy no in hurry.

Chuggy find perfect white denim pant.
Chuggy look HOT!
Chuggy just try no get dirty.

Chuggy and Ginger go tavern last night.
Chuggy get low-down on The One.
Now Chuggy be embarrassed that The One know Chuggy like.
Now Chuggy can know if The One like Chuggy or no.
Who no like Chuggy?!
Of course everyone like Chuggy!

Chuggy work so boring.
Chuggy try find amusement on internets.
Chuggy fail.
Chuggy think idle mind devil playground.
Chuggy no can help think about have baby with The One.
See what Chuggy mean?
Devil at work.

Chuggy and Colonel get 4th place pub quiz.
No too shabby.
Still, Chuggy think do better next time.
Chuggy think need drink more.
Chuggy think more beer, more right answer.

Chuggy bad ass landscaper.
Chuggy shovel dirt all day.
Chugy drink mightily.
This life for Chuggy.

Chuggy ponder pheromones.
Chuggy think chemical attraction make Chuggy no responsible Chuggy actions.
If The One no smell so good, maybe The One no look so good.
No Chuggy fault Chuggy want breed with The One.

CHUGGY JUST DISCOVER CAP LOCK!!!
GIVE CHUGGY POST EMPHASIS!!!
LIKE TRIPLE EXCLAMATION POINT!!!

Chuggy more better after nine hour sleep.
That why Chuggy wake 4:00 am.
Chuggy consider work out, get coffee instead.
Chuggy business booming.
Chuggy busy, busy, busy.
Yes, Chuggy have stress nightmare, but Chuggy all good.

Chuggy exhaust.
Chuggy think go to bed 5 pm.
Chuggy think stored adapose tissue should give Chuggy more energy, but no, Chuggy tired.

Additionally, Chuggy very upset over tomato recall.
What Chuggy eat?
Chuggy eat tomato almost every meal.

Chuggy irritable.
Chuggy diet and exercise.
Chuggy hungry too.

Chuggy very hungover.
Chuggy go big last night!
Chuggy drinks lots!
Chuggy almost get in fight.
Chuggy defend gay black man honor.
Chuggy hate bigotry, injustice.
Chuggy wish Chuggy no girl, then Chuggy kick some homophobic racist ass!
Chuggy have ginormous stupid crush on The One.
Chuggy have dirty thoughts.

Hippie enlighten Chuggy subject past lives.
Hippie past life was loud, chain smoking, vaudevilian Jewess.
Chuggy in past life was soulful black woman.
E in past life work on chain-gang.

Chuggy weekend uneventful.
Chuggy consider just have existential crisis again.

Chuggy Friday.
All day.

Colonel and Chuggy go adventure!
First have coffee, then drive Winter Park.
Have lunch winter park then go Blackhawk.
Chuggy no go Blakhawk before.
Chuggy gamble only one time before.
Chuggy no like gamble, think for very stupid people don't know value of dollar.
That said, Chuggy play $20, up $38.
No too shabby.
Of course, Chuggy was up $50 but Chuggy no know to quit when ahead.
Ok, Chuggy know, Chuggy just no do.

Chuggy go Sushi Den with Berger last night.
Yum.
Chuggy and Berger dissect Berger relationship.
Berger obsess more than Chuggy.
Chuggy think funny.
Chuggy and Berger play ping-pong, go Goosetown.
Goosetown suck.
Chuggy go home.

Chuggy think lease Honda stupid!
Why Chuggy sign 4 year lease?
Chuggy want buy work truck.
Or Prius!
Chuggy sick of Honda.

Chuggy think flattery will get you everywhere.

Chuggy wonder no too professional have drinks with employee.
Everytime employee get drunk, employee ask Chuggy make out.
Chuggy always say no.
Chuggy think funny.
Chuggy think employee deserve raise!

Chuggy, Hippie and E go Gaetano's last night.
Chuggy ponder, why baby cow taste so good if baby cow no want be eat?
Chuggy veal parm so tender, Chuggy no need knife, cut with fork only.
Chuggy like.
Then Chuggy go Tavern.
Chuggy destroy at Ping-Pong.
Chuggy have crush on bartender.
Chuggy like lots.
Chuggy take cab home.
Chuggy need go get car.

Chuggy work landscape today.
Chuggy lift 4 ton sod.
Chuggy arm maybe fall off.
Chuggy think hard work.
Chuggy like office work more better.

Pax and Herky go groomer!
Pax look like lose 30 pound!
Chuggy wish Chuggy look like lose 30 pound when take bath!
Chuggy LOL out loud!
Pax and Herky smell like old lady too.
Chuggy think make Pax and Herky sleep in living room 2nite.

Chuggy bored.
Again.

Chuggy want mark historic event.
Chuggy Make Blog hit 200 post!
Chuggy want send out message to Chuggy special friend!
Chuggy message be:

Chuggy live life in fast lane continue.
Chuggy need go party tonight.
Celebrate Uncle Joe turn 50.
Chuggy think good meditate, self-actualize, but Chuggy appearance a must.
Chuggy no want disappoint Chuggy adoring fans.
Besides, Chuggy admit Chuggy life of party.

Chuggy life in fast lane.
Chuggy, Colonel and Ginger celebrate Ginger be 31.
Start dine at Sushi Den.
Chuggy use valet.
All Chuggy friends know, Chuggy VIP.
It no matter to Chuggy, Chuggy have dead squirrel in car.
That why Chuggy tip $5.00.
(Chuggy kid! No dead squirrel in Chuggy car. Chuggy just want pay homage to G. Roumieu)
Chuggy and Ginger eat raw fish.
Colonel eat lots fried vegetable.
The only thing Chuggy like more than raw fish, be raw squirrel.
Chuggy gotcha.
Chuggy kid again.
Colonel try sake martini - NO GOOD!
Then move on to Colfax.
Chuggy like the fax.
Eat cupcake at cupcake place.
Chuggy think very specialized.
Chuggy think business model need improve.
Chuggy think funny two cupcake boutique in one block.
What are chances?
Then go bar, more beer.
Then go other bar, more beer, shots.
Then go Martinsville, IN.
Chuggy LOL out loud.
Yes, Chuggy like live fast die young leave good looking corpse.

Chuggy have bone to pick with J and Ginger.
When make Chuggy laugh so hard all night, Chuggy stomach hurt next day.
Chuggy want J and Ginger take responsibility.
No let happen again.

Chuggy shout out to Martinsville, Indiana!
Chuggy also give prop to Marshall Indiana!

Chuggy hungry!
What for dinner?

Oh, Foppy, Foppy, Foppy, Foppy,
Noncey, Noncey, Noncey, Noncey,
Foppy Nonce....

Chuggy admit Chuggy terrible depression when have cold.
Chuggy glad Colonel come over watch LOST with Chuggy 2nite.
Chuggy need warmth of friend keep Chuggy good graces.
Chuggy thank Colonel.
Why Chuggy blog so morose lately?
Chuggy really need get party started.

Sometime Chuggy find wounded bird.
Chuggy want fix bird, make more better.
Chuggy want fix bird teeth.
Fix bird head.
Mostly, Chuggy want fix bird sad heart.
Make bird happy.
Make bird love self.
Make bird love Chuggy.
Chuggy know no possible.
Chuggy think only like impossible bird.
Chuggy recognize futility.

Chuggy think need more humor.
Lately, Chuggy too serious.
Sure, Chuggy make joke about tranny chaser all day, but Chuggy no actually think funny.
Chuggy think sad.
Chuggy think Chuggy find humor again when Chuggy sick no more.
Then Chuggy laugh.
Yes, Chuggy laugh.
Out loud?
Maybe.

Chuggy admit Chuggy no blond.
Chuggy brown.
And pink.

Oh, Chuggy, Chuggy, Chuggy, Chuggy, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie...
Chuggy Blond....

Chuggy surprised Colonel Fop 1st class.
Chuggy always thought Colonel Nonce 2nd Brigade.

Chuggy ponder-
Why Chuggy sane and rational every aspect Chuggy life except men?
Why men make Chuggy go bat shit crazy?
Is it Chuggy parent divorce in Chuggy formative years?
Is it Chuggy boyfriend suicide?
Is it Chuggy genetics?
Chuggy wonder why many years therapy and Chuggy still no can be normal?
Maybe former life Chuggy was asshole man who hate women?
Now karma make Chuggy pay?
Chuggy think pay enough.

Chuggy still sick.
Chuggy hate be sick.
Chuggy know Ginger say, "It's my favorite!"
Still, Chuggy depressed when sick.
Chuggy feel isolate, lonely.
Chuggy no can wait get better.
Chuggy hope never catch cold again.

Chuggy ponder, why man want chick with dick?
Chuggy no can wrap head around.
I mean, chick with dick?
Boggle Chuggy mind!
Chuggy no have answers.
Chuggy think man who like chick with dick no have answers.
Chuggy think internets scary place.

Chuggy quit smoke 20 whole hours.
Chuggy have fail again.
Chuggy have much shame.

Chuggy decide decide quit smoke.
Chuggy buy lots of patches, gum.
Chuggy prepare for worst.
Chuggy apologize in advance be homicidal bitch.
Chuggy warn Chuggy friends tread carefully.

Chuggy have horrible cold.
Chuggy fear may not survive through night.
Ok, Chuggy admit maybe Chuggy exaggerate.
Chuggy spend lots of money at grocery store.
Chuggy procure, zicam, ginger ale, soup, lara bar, fruit, kleenex, multi-vitamin, etc...
Zicam hurt Chuggy throat even more.
Now Chuggy sick and angry.
: (

Chuggy in downward spiral Craigslist addiction.
Chuggy need stop point and click!
Every few year Chuggy go through this.
Chuggy start read missed connections, rant and rave, M4W.
Then Chuggy bother by dregs of society post crazy bullshit.
Chuggy need find something more better to do, like clean office, read horoscope, bath Pax.

Chuggy miss Ginger.
Chuggy think Ginger need quit job, spend more Chuggy time with Chuggy.
Chuggy and Ginger go bowling.
What ginger say?
Ginger say yes?
Chuggy glad!

Chuggy run into Chuck at bookstore!
Chuggy love run into old friend!
Chuggy think Chuck still look exact same.
Chuggy think no fair Chuggy old and round, Chuck still look same as teenager.
Still, Chuggy no hold against Chuck look like male model.
Like Chuggy, Chuck no can help good looks!
Maybe Chuggy go out with Chuck and Chuck girlfriend for beer.

Chuggy walk Pax for get coffee this morning.
Fun, but Chuggy feel Chuggy come down with cold, on top of hangover.
Chuggy wait for Hippie and E bring Chuggy get car.
Chuggy think recover, watch movie with Colonel today.
Chuggy rent Italian film call something Chuggy no remember.
Recommended by Chuggy sister Coco.
Also, Chuggy feel bad leave Herky at home.
Chuggy no like play favorite, but Pax Chuggy firstborn, always Chuggy favorite.
That, and Chuggy like walk one dog more better than two.
Chuggy promise take Herky out later on solo walk.

Wow. Chuggy kinda mean when drunk.
Chuggy sorry, Chuggy friends.
Chuggy should be flattered.
But no, Chuggy no like portly bald men work at adult bookstore.

Chuggy give number ass clown
Chuggy no want give number ass clown, but Chuggy think rude no to.
Oh well.
Chuggy guess Chuggy just no answer phone.
Or maybe ass clown get Chuggy obvious hint all night Chuggy no like ass clown.
Chuggy need learn say no.

Chuggy go out Colonel, Hippie, Big Red.
Chuggy drunk
Chuggy take cab like good Chuggy.
Chuggy wonder where car is?
Oh yeah, Chuggy remember.
Fcuck.
How Chuggy get coffee in morning?

Ah...in the spring a young Chug's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love and landscaping. I do believe, however, that if you were to become a landscaper, you would grow quite weary of my most-relished quote..."I'm sorry it's too hot or cold or mild for Chuggy"! Lest you think I am unsympathetic, let me reassure you that this is not the case--for a certain Germanic fellow has pierced the leftmost chamber of my heart with his charming accent and fine-tipped goatee, and I, too, long for the out-of-doors! Shropshire-upon-Tyne, here I come!

Chuggy also want be full time landscaper, plant flower.
Chuggy jealous Chuggy colleagues outside all day, have fun.
Chuggy stuck in office.

Chuggy bad case spring fever!
Chuggy jones vacation.
Chuggy and Hippie go Ixtapa July.
Yes, Ixtapa VERY HOT in July.
But also, cheap, no crowded.
Chuggy long for sand, swim up bar, snorkel, room service.
Chuggy already start buy vacation clothes.
As Chuggy friends know, when Chuggy want go vacation, Chuggy no feel like work.
Chuggy sure dick around lots at work lately.

So Chuggy want know who Cody.
Cody seem admire Chuggy.
Cody want Chuggy email address?
Cody want tell Chuggy more about Cody self?
Or Cody too shy?

Chuggy fire Employee today.
Chuggy think go smooth.
Chuggy offer severance check, then resent.
Chuggy no like fire employee, but Chuggy must do.
Chuggy new nickname?
The "Axe".
Chuggy think nickname almost good as "Chuck"

Chuggy think Juno ok only.
Chuggy think typical indie hype.
Chuggy think try too hard be quirky.
Chuggy know better.
Chuggy put in category with Sideways, Amelie.
Ok movie that hit mainstream, stupid people shit pants over.

Chuggy want share best joke ever:

What did brown chicken say to brown cow?

Chuggy in hangover stupor rent Juno, Lars and Real Girl.
Chuggy think blow up doll good times.
Chuggy watch, Chuggy report back.
Chuggy also procure Kit-Kat bar.
Chuggy strictly forbidden eat Kit-Kat on Chuggy diet, but Chuggy think need live little.

Chuggy no need Floyd help at office.
Why Floyd insist Chuggy inbox good place take nap?
Who Floyd think is?
CEO?
Chuggy think no, C-A-T!

Chuggy bored.

Chuggy buy Coco Flight of Conchords!
Coco love episode about "Coco".
Chuggy know Chuggy do good, buy best gift ever.
Who the boom king?
Chuggy boom king.

Chuggy by shit for dinner at Whole Food.
Chuggy no impressed.
Why Chuggy no spend under $50.00 at Whole Food?
Why Chuggy friends let Chuggy shop Whole Food?
Remember? Chuggy swear Chuggy no shop Whole Food again?
Chuggy no can afford be organic.

Chuggy hangover.
Chuggy go big at Don's Mixed Drink.
Chuggy have work all day.
Chuggy think nap appropriate.
Chuggy wish Chuggy go out tonight.
But, Chuggy too old go out two night in row.
Chuggy say all dowhill after 25.

Chuggy think find perfect ecard for partay:

Chuggy think internets persona need update.
Chuggy consider come across boy-crazy, neurotic.
Of course, all Chuggy friends know, Chuggy boy-crazy and neurotic, but Chuggy think no everyone need know.
Who Chuggy kidding?
Chuggy no can change even Chuggy want to.
Chuggy just need meet neurotic, harmless, crazy person, like Chuggy.
Chuggy no tell Colonel other day Chuggy want man just like Chuggy?
Even look like Chuggy?
Chuggy find self very appealing.

On other Chuggy news....
It's fuckin Friday bitches!!!!
Who down party with Chuggy 2nite?
Hippie?
Colonel?
Big Red?
Berger?
Let's do it.

Chuggy remove CL ad.
Chuggy no like responses Chuggy get.
Chuggy officially give up internets dating.
Chuggy back to meet drunk loser in bar like old times.

Chug.

Chuggy delete unwanted post from douche.

Chuggy heart ripped out again, stomped on.
Chuggy think Chuggy finally getting used to it.
Chuggy admit, Chuggy own fault.
When Chuggy stop make stupid decision, Chuggy heart no hurt.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Chuggy no know for sure.

Chuggy buy haircut kit but Chuggy friends plead Chuggy no cut hair Chuggy self.
Chuggy need think about.
Not all Chuggy idea winner.

In other Chuggy news, Chuggy need haircut.
Desperately.
Chuggy hair so long Chuggy look like hippie.

Chuggy have very hectic week!
Chuggy work today, get mani-pedi.
Chuggy go girls night tonight, meet Ivan and GF from board.
How fun to meet long time internet friend no meet before!
Chuggy think good times.
Colleen say wear "man killer" jeans tonight.
Chuggy think dangerous.

Chuggy party like rock-star Saturday.
Chuggy get mani-pedi Sunday.
Chuggy live large.
Chuggy find love at Don's Mixed Drink.
Only love have girlfriend.
Or maybe Chuggy just have beer goggle?
Chuggy no can remember name.
Chuggy post Craigslist Missed Connection in hope find man with "bitch" girlfriend.
Chuggy no find yet, but other people sure like Chuggy post.

Ok.
Chuggy admit Chuggy in denial.

WHAT?!
Of course Chuggy no drink 'n dial last night!
What you think Chuggy is?
Chuggy resent implication!
Chuggy have more self-respect drink 'n dial!
Check Chuggy phone records!
Chuggy no call Chits, leave happy drunk message.
Chuggy very disappointed Chuggy friends think Chuggy do such thing.

Chuggy no go Bret Michaels concert.
Instead, Chuggy fall asleep 6:30 pm.
Sometime Chuggy so tired.

Chuggy excited watch final episode Rock of Love II with Bret Michaels!
Chuggy wonder how will end?!?!?
Chuggy and Hippie think maybe go Grizzly Rose for Bret Michaels concert.
Ok, maybe Chuggy no really think so.

Chuggy drink red wine.

Chuggy say TGIF!
Means "Thank God It Friday!"
Long week for Chuggy.
Chuggy look forward weekend all week.
Tonight Chuggy and Colonel rent Walk Hard.
Walk hard Chuggy most anticipated film of 2008.
Chuggy think John C. Reilly robbed at Oscar.
Robbed!
Chuggy make lasagna, too.
Lasagna Colonel most anticipated dinner of 2008.
Tomorrow Chuggy work at landscape, but Chuggy think no really work, just buy flowers.

Chuggy announce Chuggy pre-order book of century!
"I Not Dead" by Bigfoot on sale 4-28-08.
Chuggy wait bated breath.

Chuggy jealous when co-workers get take day off for snow, but no Chuggy.
Chuggy work no weather contingent.
Sure, Chuggy prefer scintillating high-minded computer work to manual labor-
But Chuggy still like day off as much next person do.

Chuggy think all Chuggy friends need look at Chuggy links:

http://www.roumieu.com/main.php

Chuggy stress.

Chuggy and Hippie honeymoon over.
Business partner have first fight.
Chuggy no sleep good, have work nightmare.
Chuggy and Hippie talk, make more better.

Chuggy drink Moscow Mule last night.
No good.
Cherry Cricket no make as good Gaetano's.
Chuggy get drunk, eat taco bell.
Chuggy feel much shame.
End of story.

Chuggy take care baby nephews today.
Chuggy excited.
Baby giggle warm Chuggy ice cold heart.
Chuggy think nephews amazing.

Chuggy tell friends about Floyd night time spelunking adventure?
Floyd discover move freely through Chuggy house in floor vent.
Chuggy lock Floyd out of room while Chuggy sleep.
Now Floyd come in Chuggy room anyway, scratch and/or bite Chuggy while Chuggy sleep.
Chuggy angry when Chuggy sleep disturb.
Chuggy more angry when Floyd bite soft part of arm while Chuggy defenseless.
Floyd figure out how enter room, no know how leave same way.
Floyd scratch at Chuggy door for out, wake Chuggy again.
Repeat three times, you have Chuggy night.
Sometime, Chuggy hate Floyd.
Again, Floyd lucky so cute, otherwise who know what Chuggy do?

Chuggy wonder Splenda poison or no?
Chuggy no can be sure.
Internets say both.

Chuggy pass out on couch 7:30.
Colonel bored.
Chuggy forget put away French Onion Soup.
Chuggy need dispose.
Chuggy sleepy AND wasteful.
Chuggy house still smell of soup.

Chuggy and Hippie PAR-TAY with Employee Saturday.
Chuggy do something Chuggy no do before - MDMA!
Chuggy, Hippie and Employee have 10 hour group therapy session.
More fun than actually sound, Chuggy think. Chuggy also drink many beer.
Chuggy stay up until 9:00 am Sunday.
Chuggy have take prescription medication fall asleep.
Make Chuggy feel like Elvis.

In addition Chuggy Make Blog, Chuggy make French Onion Soup.
Smell overwhelm Chuggy, bring tear Chuggy eye.
Colonel join Chuggy for dine.

Chuggy boss make Chuggy fire two employee.
Chuggy sad.
Chuggy start tear up on drive home.
Chuggy no like fire people.

That reason Chuggy eat hummus tonight.

Chuggy no very impressed with pot roast.
Chuggy think eat meat substitute instead.
Eat cow make Chuggy sad.

Chuggy make pot roast first time Chuggy life.
Chuggy no eat pot roast 20 years!
Chuggy feel very grown up!
Chuggy feel like mom even!
Chuggy friends impressed with Chuggy meat cooking ability?

Chuggy protest Easter.
Chuggy no like ham.
Chuggy no like hollandaise.
Chuggy no like hard boiled egg.
Chuggy no like family get together.
Chuggy on diet - no can eat chocolate.
Chuggy no like Jesus.
What Chuggy like, Chuggy friends ask?
Chuggy like Moscow Mule.

Chuggy try Moscow Mule last night.
Chuggy have new favorite drink!
Why Chuggy no know this before?
2 shots stoli, ginger beer, juice of lime.
Chuggy think drink five easy, make bad decision, then eat tacos, pass out.
Chuggy get free Moscow Mule at Gaetano's from Ginger and Mr. Furley.
Chuggy think about Mr. Furley - Chuggy'd tap that ass.
Incidentally, not reason why Chuggy go Gaetano's two weeks in row-
Chuggy go Gaetano's see Ginger only and eat food.

Chuggy roll 10 sided die, give David 4 Charisma point for pick beautiful stone tables.
Chuggy happy to help.
Chuggy love stone, love friends have stone.
Who other Chuggy friends want stone?
Chuggy have lots!
Chuggy also thank David for wine and even more than wine for furry animal wine bag.
Chuggy want stuff with cotton (or Floyd) and snuggle with wine bag.
Chuggy like soft things.
Chuggy like snuggle, too.

Chuggy say long time no blog!
Chuggy have lots catching up!
Chuggy and Hippie business booming!
Ok, maybe no booming, but business do good.
Chuggy work 60 hour week.
Hippie too.
Chuggy think PEL be big success!
Chuggy know Chuggy be rich and famous!
In other Chuggy news, Chuggy lose 10 pound on diet.
Chuggy proud.
Chuggy take multi-vitamin every day-
Improve Chuggy focus.
Chuggy mind sharp like razor.
Also, Chuggy eat many vegetable.
Vegetable good for Chuggy.

Chuggy same ole, same ole....
Chuggy working lots....
Chuggy on stupid diet.....
Chuggy drink too much last weekend...
You know, typical Chuggy life.

Chuggy also kick Colonel out of car, start WWIII.
Chuggy and Colonel make nice though.
Chuggy keep on keepin on.

Chuggy see No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood this week.
Chuggy new favorite phrase:
"BASTARD IN A BASKET!"
and
"I AM A FALSE PROPHET AND GOD IS A SUPERSTITION!"
Brutal.

In other news, Chuggy brother and sister now estranged.
Chuggy think absurd!
Why brother and sister fight so much?
Chuggy think need grow up, learn say sorry.
Basically, Chuggy sister no like Chuggy brother's wife.
Shit hit fan.
Now no more talking forever.
Oh well.
What can Chuggy do?

Chuggy and friends get bra fitted today.
Chuggy thinking Chuggy 38C for many year.
Chuggy stupefied when Chuggy find out really 38E.
Chuggy think, whole lotta boob!
Chuggy never consider Chuggy boobs big before.
But Chuggy think Chuggy no can deny E cup lots of big.
Chuggy need go on diet : (

Chuggy sleep through Saturday night.
Chuggy no miss much.
Chuggy wake, watch Bill Maher show.
Chuggy think writer strike no make any difference.
Still, Chuggy say solidarity!
In other news, Chuggy chug away at Landscape.
Chuggy do much work - Chuggy need do much work more.
Chuggy and hippie friend entrepreneurs!!!!
Here Chuggy logo: