Chuggy party like rock-star Saturday.
Chuggy get mani-pedi Sunday.
Chuggy live large.
Chuggy find love at Don's Mixed Drink.
Only love have girlfriend.
Or maybe Chuggy just have beer goggle?
Chuggy no can remember name.
Chuggy post Craigslist Missed Connection in hope find man with "bitch" girlfriend.
Chuggy no find yet, but other people sure like Chuggy post.