Chuggy go Boston today!
Chuggy bid friends farewell one week!

Chuggy tired, hot, bored.
What else new?
No thing.

Chuggy friend see movie AI?
Chuggy think no can wait for future!
Chuggy want Jude Law Sex Robot of Chuggy very own!
Sex Robot clean house!
Sex Robot take animal friends on walk!
Sex Robot snuggle Chuggy!
Sex Robot make Chuggy coffee!
There be anything Sex Robot no can do?
Chuggy no can hardly wait!!!

Chuggy wonder why running shoe all look so stupid?
Chuggy no be caught dead wearing dumb athletic shoe.
But Chuggy need good shoe for run fast.
Chuggy dilemma.
Chuggy no can wear shitty old Puma no more.
Chuggy know Chuggy no should be so concerned with appearance.
Still, Chuggy no douchebag, no want look like one in big ugly white running shoe.

Also, Chuggy no can win.
Chuggy try go see The One.
The One no work.
Chuggy think hang up, move on.
The One too unpredictable.
Chuggy no want try too hard.

Chuggy report Chuggy Colonel hero.
Chuggy take Colonel to ER.
Chuggy so brave.
Colonel cry like girl.
Ok, Colonel actually be girl.
Anyway, Chuggy forgive Colonel.
Chuggy very understanding.
Colonel need have remove useless internal organ.
Chuggy wonder, if person no need appendix, gall bladder, tonsils, why have at all?
Colonel enjoy dilaudid drip.
Chuggy jealous.
How come Colonel always get have all fun?

Chuggy wake up, go pee.
Chuggy wonder, why everything Chuggy house smell like poo?
Then Chuggy know.
Cat poo in bathtub.
Why Mearle?
Why no poo where supposed to?
Chuggy gag.
Chuggy no so sure about Mearle no more.

Chuggy weekend ho-hum.
Chuggy think go swim.
No, too hot.
Chuggy think go see Batman.
No, too hot.
Chuggy think take nap.
No, too hot.