Chuggy report Chuggy Colonel hero.
Chuggy take Colonel to ER.
Chuggy so brave.
Colonel cry like girl.
Ok, Colonel actually be girl.
Anyway, Chuggy forgive Colonel.
Chuggy very understanding.
Colonel need have remove useless internal organ.
Chuggy wonder, if person no need appendix, gall bladder, tonsils, why have at all?
Colonel enjoy dilaudid drip.
Chuggy jealous.
How come Colonel always get have all fun?