Saturday, June 21, 2008

Fluid Reunion Show make Chuggy sentimental.
Chuggy remember Michael fall in love with Chuggy when Chuggy wear Fluid shirt.
"Volume is job one!"
Michael covet Chuggy awesome t-shirt collection.
Michael want wear Warlock Pinchers shirt, but ha-ha, too small for grown man.
Chuggy remember Foreskin 500 stickers on Chuggy mountain bike.
Make Chuggy look like racer!
Chuggy surprise how much Chuggy can forget in ten years.
Chuggy wish could remember more better.
Everyday Chuggy lose more.
Everyday Michael further away.
Chuggy prepare for July 11.
July 11 mark ten year since Michael die.
Chuggy wish could go put flower on grave.
Sadly, no grave exist.
Chuggy want tangible expression of grief and loss.
Chuggy feel impotent.
Any idea for Chuggy?
How Chuggy express Chuggy self?
Chuggy so stifled.
Chuggy want mark July 11 somehow special.
Chuggy no know what to do.
Chuggy wish Chuggy have OCD.
Then maybe Chuggy house be clean all times!
Sadly, while Chuggy do tend obsess over The One, Chuggy no feel compulsion for clean.
Or wash hands.
Or count thing.
Too bad for Chuggy.
Chuggy think today take Pax and Herky to Chatfield for swim.
Then Chuggy think Chuggy jealous and go swim Mark's house.
Maybe Chuggy clean house too?
Or maybe Chuggy just hungover and do no thing but nap?
Chuggy hungover.
What else new?
Chuggy no get home 2:30 am.
Long night for Chuggy.
Chuggy want go home 9:30, but no, Chuggy drunkard friends make Chuggy party like rock star.
Ok, maybe no like rock star since Chuggy drink water most night.
Chuggy abandon care and Honda.
Chuggy no see The One.
The One go see show instead go work.
Chuggy disappointed, but no too much.
Chuggy no in hurry.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Chuggy find perfect white denim pant.
Chuggy look HOT!
Chuggy just try no get dirty.
Chuggy and Ginger go tavern last night.
Chuggy get low-down on The One.
Now Chuggy be embarrassed that The One know Chuggy like.
Now Chuggy can know if The One like Chuggy or no.
Who no like Chuggy?!
Of course everyone like Chuggy!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Chuggy work so boring.
Chuggy try find amusement on internets.
Chuggy fail.
Chuggy think idle mind devil playground.
Chuggy no can help think about have baby with The One.
See what Chuggy mean?
Devil at work.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Chuggy and Colonel get 4th place pub quiz.
No too shabby.
Still, Chuggy think do better next time.
Chuggy think need drink more.
Chuggy think more beer, more right answer.
Chuggy bad ass landscaper.
Chuggy shovel dirt all day.
Chugy drink mightily.
This life for Chuggy.