Say Chuggy, "HO - HO - HO!"
Merry Christmas Chuggy friends!
Chuggy busy make list, check twice, then say fuck this shit and buy whatever.
Chuggy love Christmas!
Chuggy give and Chuggy get!
More better than Chuggy give, get no thing!
Jesus no on Chuggy list.
Jesus no come through for Chuggy on Powerball, so Chuggy say Jesus, "SUCK IT!"
Chuggy friends no forget Chuggy New Year Eve Party!
Chuggy big spender!!!
Colt 45 for all Chuggy friends!!!!!
Chuggy C U there!!!!

Long time no see, Chuggy friends!
Chuggy sorry Chuggy so busy!
So, what new in Chuggy life?
No too much.
Chuggy work on landscape company with Hippie.
Chuggy get f*&ked over by Chits.
Chuggy heart hurt, but Chuggy move on.
Chuggy survivor!
Chuggy babysit nephews lots.
Chuggy have little crush on Starbucks guy.
Chuggy have RAGING crush on kayak guy.
Chuggy bro no help Chuggy though.
Chuggy think, WTF bro, help a sister out!
What Chuggy do?
Chuggy no can know.
Chuggy also look forward Christmas time.
Chuggy love day off work!
Even if day off for Jesus!