Chuggy excited for big Chuggy party tonight!
Chuggy only regret Chuggy no have time for nap.
Chuggy hope can keep going all night long....
Maybe Jager Bomb or two help Chuggy stay wake.

It official.
Chuggy 31.
Let Chuggy slow decline begin.
Chuggy kid.
Chuggy only more wise, more gray.

Chuggy manic shopping frenzy soon come to end.
Chuggy make party tomorrow night!!!
Chuggy look forward to Jager Bomb, cupcake, good friends....
Chuggy see you there!

Chuggy absent minded.
Chuggy forget pay water bill.
Chuggy no have water.
That ok, Chuggy no want take bath anyway.
Chuggy think maybe nice if in future Chuggy no pay, maybe water company call Chuggy, let Chuggy know.
Chuggy sure water company just say Chuggy need open mail, but Chuggy too busy, important for open mail more than once month.
Chuggy thank God for club soda to brush Chuggy teeth.

Colonel! Chuggy want hear shart story again!

Memorandum

From: Chuggy
To: Everyone
Re: Ken Doll

He can suck a dick.