Chuggy house SO COLD!
Yes, Chuggy old furnace die this week.
Chuggy need get new.
Sure, Chuggy want remodel bathroom, but no, Chuggy just get new furnace.
Chuggy also think fireplace may be nice, but no, just new furnace for Chuggy.
Chuggy hope house more than 50 degree when Chuggy get home.

Chuggy Heart Desire:
Paul Rudd

Chuggy Wish List:
Sham-Wow!

Chuggy film recommendation:
Role Models

Chuggy so hungry.
But Chuggy also very lazy.
What the fuck Chuggy eat for dinner?
Chuggy no satisfy with eat cereal again.

Chuggy admit displeasure with Ken Doll.
Ken Doll no can remember who Ken Doll lie to about relationship status.
That why Ken Doll give Chuggy conflicting story every week.
Ken Doll have girlfriend?
Ken Doll no have girlfriend?
Chuggy no can tell.
Chuggy no like evasive bullshit!
Chuggy no like les baggage de douche.
Yes, Chuggy parlez francais.
Chuggy surprise you?

Memorandum

To: Everyone

From: Chuggy

Re: Ken Doll

He can STILL suck a dick.

Big weekend for Chuggy.
Where Chuggy can start?
Chuggy go Highland Saturday.
Chuggy regret drink so much.
Why Chuggy think Jager Bomb good idea?
Chuggy know Jager Bomb never good idea.
Chuggy embarrass.
Chuggy decision making questionable.
Chuggy in mild shame spiral.

It all about Chuggy?
No!
It all about Chuggy adoring fans!
Chuggy want shout out Gracie for adoring fan mail.
Made Chuggy day.