Chuggy have posit question to all Chuggy friends:
Why if Chuggy so hot shit, i.e., Chuggy smart, Chuggy look good, Chuggy work hard, Chuggy nice person, Chuggy no club man over head, why then Chuggy turn into silly squirrel with man.
Chuggy forget that Chuggy independent?
Chuggy forget that Chuggy smart?
Chuggy forget that Chuggy worthwhile Chuggy?
All because man no call Chuggy?
Chuggy crazy?
Chuggy just confuse?
Chuggy fill with self-doubt.

What Colonel theory again?
Human being too evolved for own human being good?
Human being evolutionary mistake?
Chuggy think Colonel right.
Chuggy think human being either need E-volve more or DE-volve.
Chuggy think this no can continue as is.
If human being E-volve then no more broken heart for Chuggy.
If human being DE-volve than maybe no more broken heart, but also no happiness or iPhone.
Or maybe if human being DE-volve even worse broken heart for Chuggy.
Who can tell?
Still, Chuggy like Chuggy iPhone.
Chuggy think moot point.

Chuggy study hard for algebras!

Chuggy wait for hear back on loan modification.
Chuggy stupid mortgage blow up in Chuggy face.
Correction - Chuggy stupid mortgage blow up in Chuggy stupid face.
How Chuggy ever think Chuggy could afford Chuggy house?
Anyway, Chuggy try figure out.
If Chuggy no can figure out Chuggy just let house go, live with Chuggy mom.
How funny? Chuggy be 33 live with Mom!
No, Chuggy make sure loan mod work out for Chuggy!

Chuggy tell all Chuggy friends how hot shit Chuggy?
Chuggy go out with Colonel and Hippie, drink more than Chuggy plan.
Chuggy see the One.
The One tell Chuggy, Chuggy look really great. REALLY GREAT!
Chuggy smile. Chuggy blush.

Chuggy love Mr. Pabs!!!

Chuggy start school Tuesday.
Yes, Chuggy before say no can go back for school.
Chuggy allow change mind!
Chuggy get books, start for read political science.
Chuggy be radicalized.
Chuggy think want be communist now.
Chuggy go underground.

Chuggy clean house.
Chuggy mean literal and figurative.
Chuggy take man's things, put in bag for go.
Chuggy feel weight off shoulders.
Chuggy make room in Chuggy heart for new thing.

Chuggy like Chuggy, too.

Chuggy like David Sedaris.
Chuggy friends no can argue.

Chuggy friends know Chuggy old?!?
Chuggy just find out!
Chuggy non-plussed.
Chuggy low back hurt.
Chuggy knee hurt.
Chuggy neck hurt.
Chuggy butt hurt.
Heh.
Chuggy fall down stairs at Colonel house.
That why Chuggy butt hurt.
Chuggy foot even hurt.
Chuggy try eye cream.
Maybe Chuggy pluck grey hair.
Still, Chuggy no can escape Chuggy get old.
At least Colonel, Berger and Hippie get old too.

Chuggy and Chuggy friends Colonel and Berger read Chuggy Make Blog in entirety last night.
Chuggy surpise Chuggy previous drink too much!
Chuggy also surprise Chuggy was so lonely.
Chuggy much more better now.
Yes, it true, Chuggy end engagement.
That hard for Chuggy.
Yes, Chuggy also have big problem stupid mortgage.
That hard, too.
Still, Chuggy life good.
Even if Chuggy no engage, Chuggy still say last two year happy for Chuggy.
Chuggy no have regret.
Chuggy enjoy time together.
For long time ex make Chuggy happy.
Now both need move on.
Chuggy think Chuggy grow.

Chuggy need for make other announcement:

After many happy year, Chuggy animal friend Floyd die last August.
Coyote eat Floyd in Floyd own back yard!
Floyd no deserve be eaten.
Chuggy go through stage of grief - anger, denial, anger, bargain hunting, depression, anger.
Mainly, Chuggy go through anger.
Chuggy finally accept.
Chuggy miss Floyd always.

Chuggy admit, Chuggy no good at algebra.
Algebra hard for Chuggy.
Chuggy no stupid!
Algebra stupid!

Still, Chuggy get B in Beginning Algebra and take Intermediate Algebra in spring.
Chuggy pretty impress with Chuggy ability.

Chuggy also want introduce all Chuggy friends to Pablo and Marcus:

Chuggy back!!!

Chuggy make long story short:

Chuggy meet man, man move in with Chuggy, Chuggy get engaged, man try cheat on Chuggy, Chuggy say get the fuck out.

Chuggy heart heavy, but Chuggy do best for move on.

Chuggy happy for report Chuggy back to school.

Chuggy study accounting.
Chuggy get 3 B's!
Chuggy think will take forever to be Accountant, but worth it.