Chuggy have horrible cold.
Chuggy fear may not survive through night.
Ok, Chuggy admit maybe Chuggy exaggerate.
Chuggy spend lots of money at grocery store.
Chuggy procure, zicam, ginger ale, soup, lara bar, fruit, kleenex, multi-vitamin, etc...
Zicam hurt Chuggy throat even more.
Now Chuggy sick and angry.
: (

Chuggy in downward spiral Craigslist addiction.
Chuggy need stop point and click!
Every few year Chuggy go through this.
Chuggy start read missed connections, rant and rave, M4W.
Then Chuggy bother by dregs of society post crazy bullshit.
Chuggy need find something more better to do, like clean office, read horoscope, bath Pax.

Chuggy miss Ginger.
Chuggy think Ginger need quit job, spend more Chuggy time with Chuggy.
Chuggy and Ginger go bowling.
What ginger say?
Ginger say yes?
Chuggy glad!

Chuggy run into Chuck at bookstore!
Chuggy love run into old friend!
Chuggy think Chuck still look exact same.
Chuggy think no fair Chuggy old and round, Chuck still look same as teenager.
Still, Chuggy no hold against Chuck look like male model.
Like Chuggy, Chuck no can help good looks!
Maybe Chuggy go out with Chuck and Chuck girlfriend for beer.

Chuggy walk Pax for get coffee this morning.
Fun, but Chuggy feel Chuggy come down with cold, on top of hangover.
Chuggy wait for Hippie and E bring Chuggy get car.
Chuggy think recover, watch movie with Colonel today.
Chuggy rent Italian film call something Chuggy no remember.
Recommended by Chuggy sister Coco.
Also, Chuggy feel bad leave Herky at home.
Chuggy no like play favorite, but Pax Chuggy firstborn, always Chuggy favorite.
That, and Chuggy like walk one dog more better than two.
Chuggy promise take Herky out later on solo walk.

Wow. Chuggy kinda mean when drunk.
Chuggy sorry, Chuggy friends.
Chuggy should be flattered.
But no, Chuggy no like portly bald men work at adult bookstore.

Chuggy give number ass clown
Chuggy no want give number ass clown, but Chuggy think rude no to.
Oh well.
Chuggy guess Chuggy just no answer phone.
Or maybe ass clown get Chuggy obvious hint all night Chuggy no like ass clown.
Chuggy need learn say no.

Chuggy go out Colonel, Hippie, Big Red.
Chuggy drunk
Chuggy take cab like good Chuggy.
Chuggy wonder where car is?
Oh yeah, Chuggy remember.
Fcuck.
How Chuggy get coffee in morning?

Ah...in the spring a young Chug's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love and landscaping. I do believe, however, that if you were to become a landscaper, you would grow quite weary of my most-relished quote..."I'm sorry it's too hot or cold or mild for Chuggy"! Lest you think I am unsympathetic, let me reassure you that this is not the case--for a certain Germanic fellow has pierced the leftmost chamber of my heart with his charming accent and fine-tipped goatee, and I, too, long for the out-of-doors! Shropshire-upon-Tyne, here I come!

Chuggy also want be full time landscaper, plant flower.
Chuggy jealous Chuggy colleagues outside all day, have fun.
Chuggy stuck in office.

Chuggy bad case spring fever!
Chuggy jones vacation.
Chuggy and Hippie go Ixtapa July.
Yes, Ixtapa VERY HOT in July.
But also, cheap, no crowded.
Chuggy long for sand, swim up bar, snorkel, room service.
Chuggy already start buy vacation clothes.
As Chuggy friends know, when Chuggy want go vacation, Chuggy no feel like work.
Chuggy sure dick around lots at work lately.

So Chuggy want know who Cody.
Cody seem admire Chuggy.
Cody want Chuggy email address?
Cody want tell Chuggy more about Cody self?
Or Cody too shy?

Chuggy fire Employee today.
Chuggy think go smooth.
Chuggy offer severance check, then resent.
Chuggy no like fire employee, but Chuggy must do.
Chuggy new nickname?
The "Axe".
Chuggy think nickname almost good as "Chuck"

Chuggy think Juno ok only.
Chuggy think typical indie hype.
Chuggy think try too hard be quirky.
Chuggy know better.
Chuggy put in category with Sideways, Amelie.
Ok movie that hit mainstream, stupid people shit pants over.