Chuggy mucho mejor amigos!!!
Weekend renew Chuggy spirit.
Chuggy get tanked tonight, watch baseball!
Who want get tanked with Chuggy?

Chuggy shit week finally over.
Chuggy buddy Eric die at work on Tuesday.
Heavy granite slabs kill Eric.
Chuggy sad for Eric and family.
Chuggy think life not fair.
Chuggy think death no fair either.
Chuggy wish best to Eric and family.

Chuggy heartbroken again, although Chuggy admit Chuggy too sensitive.
Chuggy no like when Chits no give Chuggy kindness and respect.
For this reason, Chuggy think Chuggy decide life of celibacy.
Then Chuggy heart no can break again.
Tonight Colonel and Chuggy rent movies, have popcorn-percocet-pity-party.

On other note, Chuggy think Chuggy have crush on Jolly friend.
Chuggy no know Jolly friend well enough to know for sure though.
Chuggy think Jolly friend should hang out with Chuggy more.
Then Chuggy see if chemistry or no.
Chuggy guess Jolly friend nice, no like Chits.

Chits take Chuggy secret treasure, no call Chuggy 7 days.
Chuggy no like.
Chuggy deserve more respect.
Chits no can be worthy Chuggy.
Chuggy regret let Chits take treasure.
Ok, maybe Chuggy no really regret.

Chuggy decide go back to school like Rodney Dangerfield!
Chuggy goal database analyst certification.
Chuggy finish by summer 2009!
Wish Chuggy good luck!