Chuggy come down with cold: (
Pity Chuggy.

Chuggy do Jager Boom!
Chuggy out of hand!
Chuggy hilariously pinch man ass last night.
Chuggy tell man, "I don't usually do that.."
Man say, "You look like you do that all the time."
Chuggy think funny.
Chuggy like make objectify man.
Chuggy enjoy turn tables.
Chuggy shout out to old friends!
Chuggy drink beer legally first time ever with Lynne.
What fun!
Chuggy love see oldie but goodie friends!
Yay Denver Time Warp!

Chuggy go spend Christmas booty!
Chuggy get new duvet!
Chuggy get new white coat!
Maybe Chuggy even get new curtain, new Sonicare if sale good enough!
Chuggy thank all Chuggy friend and family for such generosity!

Happy Holiday Chuggy friend!
You naughty or nice?
Chuggy ponder, Chuggy both.
Chuggy SO EXCITED for open presents.
Chuggy think Colonel love Colonel present.
Chuggy Mom and Dad come over.
Kind of like real family.