Chuggy want share best joke ever:

What did brown chicken say to brown cow?

Chuggy in hangover stupor rent Juno, Lars and Real Girl.
Chuggy think blow up doll good times.
Chuggy watch, Chuggy report back.
Chuggy also procure Kit-Kat bar.
Chuggy strictly forbidden eat Kit-Kat on Chuggy diet, but Chuggy think need live little.

Chuggy no need Floyd help at office.
Why Floyd insist Chuggy inbox good place take nap?
Who Floyd think is?
CEO?
Chuggy think no, C-A-T!

Chuggy bored.

Chuggy buy Coco Flight of Conchords!
Coco love episode about "Coco".
Chuggy know Chuggy do good, buy best gift ever.
Who the boom king?
Chuggy boom king.

Chuggy by shit for dinner at Whole Food.
Chuggy no impressed.
Why Chuggy no spend under $50.00 at Whole Food?
Why Chuggy friends let Chuggy shop Whole Food?
Remember? Chuggy swear Chuggy no shop Whole Food again?
Chuggy no can afford be organic.

Chuggy hangover.
Chuggy go big at Don's Mixed Drink.
Chuggy have work all day.
Chuggy think nap appropriate.
Chuggy wish Chuggy go out tonight.
But, Chuggy too old go out two night in row.
Chuggy say all dowhill after 25.

Chuggy think find perfect ecard for partay:

Chuggy think internets persona need update.
Chuggy consider come across boy-crazy, neurotic.
Of course, all Chuggy friends know, Chuggy boy-crazy and neurotic, but Chuggy think no everyone need know.
Who Chuggy kidding?
Chuggy no can change even Chuggy want to.
Chuggy just need meet neurotic, harmless, crazy person, like Chuggy.
Chuggy no tell Colonel other day Chuggy want man just like Chuggy?
Even look like Chuggy?
Chuggy find self very appealing.

On other Chuggy news....
It's fuckin Friday bitches!!!!
Who down party with Chuggy 2nite?
Hippie?
Colonel?
Big Red?
Berger?
Let's do it.

Chuggy remove CL ad.
Chuggy no like responses Chuggy get.
Chuggy officially give up internets dating.
Chuggy back to meet drunk loser in bar like old times.

Chug.

Chuggy delete unwanted post from douche.

Chuggy heart ripped out again, stomped on.
Chuggy think Chuggy finally getting used to it.
Chuggy admit, Chuggy own fault.
When Chuggy stop make stupid decision, Chuggy heart no hurt.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Chuggy no know for sure.