Chuggy cougar-licious.

Chuggy have hangover.
What else new?
It 2009 bitches!
New Year for Chuggy!
Chuggy have good fun last night.
Chuggy and Colonel have minor fight.
Colonel cry a little.
Chuggy demand no more cry.
It unbecoming a Colonel - Foppery 1st Brigade.
Chuggy and Colonel already make up.
Chuggy wait for Colonel bring coffee.
Chuggy make shit coffee at home.

Chuggy New Year Resolution?
Chuggy need lose more weight.
Chuggy need quit smoke.
Chuggy need give up Jager Bomb/One Night Stand.

Chuggy prepare for ring in New Year!
Ok, Chuggy no really prepare.
Chuggy just sit around drink coffee, smoke cigarette.
Chuggy figure Chuggy and Colonel go Jager Bomb 2night, stumble home.

Chuggy want Snuggie.