Chuggy boss make Chuggy fire two employee.
Chuggy sad.
Chuggy start tear up on drive home.
Chuggy no like fire people.

That reason Chuggy eat hummus tonight.

Chuggy no very impressed with pot roast.
Chuggy think eat meat substitute instead.
Eat cow make Chuggy sad.

Chuggy make pot roast first time Chuggy life.
Chuggy no eat pot roast 20 years!
Chuggy feel very grown up!
Chuggy feel like mom even!
Chuggy friends impressed with Chuggy meat cooking ability?

Chuggy protest Easter.
Chuggy no like ham.
Chuggy no like hollandaise.
Chuggy no like hard boiled egg.
Chuggy no like family get together.
Chuggy on diet - no can eat chocolate.
Chuggy no like Jesus.
What Chuggy like, Chuggy friends ask?
Chuggy like Moscow Mule.

Chuggy try Moscow Mule last night.
Chuggy have new favorite drink!
Why Chuggy no know this before?
2 shots stoli, ginger beer, juice of lime.
Chuggy think drink five easy, make bad decision, then eat tacos, pass out.
Chuggy get free Moscow Mule at Gaetano's from Ginger and Mr. Furley.
Chuggy think about Mr. Furley - Chuggy'd tap that ass.
Incidentally, not reason why Chuggy go Gaetano's two weeks in row-
Chuggy go Gaetano's see Ginger only and eat food.

Chuggy roll 10 sided die, give David 4 Charisma point for pick beautiful stone tables.
Chuggy happy to help.
Chuggy love stone, love friends have stone.
Who other Chuggy friends want stone?
Chuggy have lots!
Chuggy also thank David for wine and even more than wine for furry animal wine bag.
Chuggy want stuff with cotton (or Floyd) and snuggle with wine bag.
Chuggy like soft things.
Chuggy like snuggle, too.

Chuggy say long time no blog!
Chuggy have lots catching up!
Chuggy and Hippie business booming!
Ok, maybe no booming, but business do good.
Chuggy work 60 hour week.
Hippie too.
Chuggy think PEL be big success!
Chuggy know Chuggy be rich and famous!
In other Chuggy news, Chuggy lose 10 pound on diet.
Chuggy proud.
Chuggy take multi-vitamin every day-
Improve Chuggy focus.
Chuggy mind sharp like razor.
Also, Chuggy eat many vegetable.
Vegetable good for Chuggy.