Chuggy work landscape today.
Chuggy lift 4 ton sod.
Chuggy arm maybe fall off.
Chuggy think hard work.
Chuggy like office work more better.

Pax and Herky go groomer!
Pax look like lose 30 pound!
Chuggy wish Chuggy look like lose 30 pound when take bath!
Chuggy LOL out loud!
Pax and Herky smell like old lady too.
Chuggy think make Pax and Herky sleep in living room 2nite.

Chuggy bored.
Again.

Chuggy want mark historic event.
Chuggy Make Blog hit 200 post!
Chuggy want send out message to Chuggy special friend!
Chuggy message be:

Chuggy live life in fast lane continue.
Chuggy need go party tonight.
Celebrate Uncle Joe turn 50.
Chuggy think good meditate, self-actualize, but Chuggy appearance a must.
Chuggy no want disappoint Chuggy adoring fans.
Besides, Chuggy admit Chuggy life of party.

Chuggy life in fast lane.
Chuggy, Colonel and Ginger celebrate Ginger be 31.
Start dine at Sushi Den.
Chuggy use valet.
All Chuggy friends know, Chuggy VIP.
It no matter to Chuggy, Chuggy have dead squirrel in car.
That why Chuggy tip $5.00.
(Chuggy kid! No dead squirrel in Chuggy car. Chuggy just want pay homage to G. Roumieu)
Chuggy and Ginger eat raw fish.
Colonel eat lots fried vegetable.
The only thing Chuggy like more than raw fish, be raw squirrel.
Chuggy gotcha.
Chuggy kid again.
Colonel try sake martini - NO GOOD!
Then move on to Colfax.
Chuggy like the fax.
Eat cupcake at cupcake place.
Chuggy think very specialized.
Chuggy think business model need improve.
Chuggy think funny two cupcake boutique in one block.
What are chances?
Then go bar, more beer.
Then go other bar, more beer, shots.
Then go Martinsville, IN.
Chuggy LOL out loud.
Yes, Chuggy like live fast die young leave good looking corpse.

Chuggy have bone to pick with J and Ginger.
When make Chuggy laugh so hard all night, Chuggy stomach hurt next day.
Chuggy want J and Ginger take responsibility.
No let happen again.

Chuggy shout out to Martinsville, Indiana!
Chuggy also give prop to Marshall Indiana!