What Chuggy do with DVDs?
Chuggy rent DVDs, then DVD store close before Chuggy return two month later.
Store close forever.
Chuggy no know what to do.
Chuggy think free movie?
No, Chuggy know better.

Chuggy reap Chuggy sow.
Chugy hangover after July 4 festivity.
Chuggy think stay home 2nite.
Go bed early.
Chuggy no can be life of party every night.

Happy July 4 Chuggy friends!
Chuggy feel like drink beer!
Blow shit up!
Pax and Herky no like July 4 like Chuggy.
Chuggy think maybe tranquilizers make more better.

Chuggy experiment with fiber supplement.
Chuggy be sure tell all Chuggy friends how goes.

Chuggy fear Chuggy come down with cold.

Chuggy no want say uncharitable thing.
After all, man good for get Chuggy thing from high shelf.
Man also good for breed.

Chuggy feminist ideal at odd with Chuggy want make objectify man.
Chuggy figure out The One not the one, just another one.
Chuggy wonder only pretty face?
Chuggy think just like use for body.
Chuggy friends understand?
Maybe Chuggy friends think heartless objectify man.
But really, what man good for?