Chuggy no run fast, lift heavy thing at 5 am like promise
No day before
Or day before that
Or day before that

Chuggy no like wake up
Chuggy stay up late with Colonel,
Watch TV, eat cookie
Why Colonel make Chuggy eat Cookie?
Yes, Chuggy admit Chuggy buy cookie,
But only for Colonel come watch TV
Colonel make Chuggy angry if cookie eating continue
Colonel no want Chuggy look good
Colonel want Chuggy eat pizza and cookie and die alone
Colonel say Chuggy always have Colonel,
But no can know for sure
Maybe Colonel break head