Chuggy Blognapped?

The Colonel does not relish the thought that Chuggy is no more, but fears this to to be the case, as she has not graced us with her weblog witticisms for aeons, nor has she been spied with thine own eyes for well nigh two moons. The Colonel has heard tell that one called Chops holds her hostage, although of the sum he asks I have not heard. However sad tho we are, we must hope for the best. Farewell Chuggy, you are already missed.