Chuggy go out lady night tonight!
Chuggy no can wait for fun!
Chuggy drink much beer, smoke cigarette!
Talk too much!
Maybe Chuggy make new friend for move in!
Chuggy need marry so Chuggy afford mortgage.
Even better, Chuggy think need find contractor marry!
Do all Chuggy work for Chuggy AND pay mortgage!
Maybe Chuggy friend think Chuggy gold-digger?
Chuggy think Chuggy pragmatic approach to love.