Home Depot exploit Chuggy desire for home improve
Offer Chuggy no payment, no interest 12 month
Chuggy think good, but Chuggy no can know
Maybe make Chuggy angry with 19% APR later
Chuggy get new floor, new cabinet, new window
Lucky for Chuggy, Chuggy get granite free-
Allow Chuggy live beyond Chuggy means
Chuggy like live beyond Chuggy means