Chuggy try Moscow Mule last night.
Chuggy have new favorite drink!
Why Chuggy no know this before?
2 shots stoli, ginger beer, juice of lime.
Chuggy think drink five easy, make bad decision, then eat tacos, pass out.
Chuggy get free Moscow Mule at Gaetano's from Ginger and Mr. Furley.
Chuggy think about Mr. Furley - Chuggy'd tap that ass.
Incidentally, not reason why Chuggy go Gaetano's two weeks in row-
Chuggy go Gaetano's see Ginger only and eat food.

Chuggy roll 10 sided die, give David 4 Charisma point for pick beautiful stone tables.
Chuggy happy to help.
Chuggy love stone, love friends have stone.
Who other Chuggy friends want stone?
Chuggy have lots!
Chuggy also thank David for wine and even more than wine for furry animal wine bag.
Chuggy want stuff with cotton (or Floyd) and snuggle with wine bag.
Chuggy like soft things.
Chuggy like snuggle, too.

Chuggy say long time no blog!
Chuggy have lots catching up!
Chuggy and Hippie business booming!
Ok, maybe no booming, but business do good.
Chuggy work 60 hour week.
Hippie too.
Chuggy think PEL be big success!
Chuggy know Chuggy be rich and famous!
In other Chuggy news, Chuggy lose 10 pound on diet.
Chuggy proud.
Chuggy take multi-vitamin every day-
Improve Chuggy focus.
Chuggy mind sharp like razor.
Also, Chuggy eat many vegetable.
Vegetable good for Chuggy.

Chuggy same ole, same ole....
Chuggy working lots....
Chuggy on stupid diet.....
Chuggy drink too much last weekend...
You know, typical Chuggy life.

Chuggy also kick Colonel out of car, start WWIII.
Chuggy and Colonel make nice though.
Chuggy keep on keepin on.

Chuggy see No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood this week.
Chuggy new favorite phrase:
"BASTARD IN A BASKET!"
and
"I AM A FALSE PROPHET AND GOD IS A SUPERSTITION!"
Brutal.

In other news, Chuggy brother and sister now estranged.
Chuggy think absurd!
Why brother and sister fight so much?
Chuggy think need grow up, learn say sorry.
Basically, Chuggy sister no like Chuggy brother's wife.
Shit hit fan.
Now no more talking forever.
Oh well.
What can Chuggy do?

Chuggy and friends get bra fitted today.
Chuggy thinking Chuggy 38C for many year.
Chuggy stupefied when Chuggy find out really 38E.
Chuggy think, whole lotta boob!
Chuggy never consider Chuggy boobs big before.
But Chuggy think Chuggy no can deny E cup lots of big.
Chuggy need go on diet : (