Be it ever so humble, I should like to pay compliment to the veriest of expedience and eloquence that is Chuggy's prose. I have dwelt on thus verily; it has taken more than a fortnight to realise! To be sure, Chuggy's impudence, at the least, rankles my ire; be that as it may, Chuggy nevertheless so sallies my spririts on occasion. As such, my behest for Chuggy (if I may so boldy impose) is for the creature to exposit on this very, how shall I put it, blog(?) my theory on romance as it relates to communism. Well, I'm off to the Berkshirehampton-Essexingham ballet; until to-morrow, I bid thee well. (Exaggerated courtly bow and exit)

Chuggy need qualify:
Chuggy have fun Friday with Smarmie and Smelly.
Just rest of weekend no fun.

Chuggy end long boring weekend.
True, Chuggy no has hangover, but Chuggy no has fun either.
Again, Chuggy need new hobby.
Chuggy think kayak or art class.
Maybe Chuggy need bicycle.
Who know?
Chuggy need break rut.

Chuggy make apologize for be so redundant.

Chugz feelz betterz alreadyz.

Chugz feelz betterz alreadyz.

Chuggy have admit, Chuggy deeply saddened.
Chuggy bounce back tho.
No worry bout Chugs.
Chuggy get over it.