Where for Chuggy begin!?
Chuggy long hiatus over.
Chuggy have much news!

First, Chuggy animal friend Herky die.
Chuggy very sad, but Chuggy understand circle of life.
Chuggy think circle of life can go fuck circle of life self.
Floyd and pax sad too.

Also, Chuggy have man-friend.
Chuggy no ever meet man friend like Chuggy so much.
Chuggy might decide for keep man-friend.

Man-friend and Chuggy go Ixtapa in July.
Chuggy no can hide excitement.

That all for now.
Chuggy busy.
Chugga holla at Chuggy friends soon.

Chuggy go big at H-Town, Don's last night.
Colonel and Hippie in cahoots.
Chuggy no can "renember" how many drinks Chuggy have.
Chuggy do "renember" try pick up 21 year old douchebag.
Yes, Chuggy cringe and blush.
Chuggy shame spiral begin at 2:30 am, still not over.
Chuggy want shout out to Colonel for take good care of Chuggy!
Same time next weekend?

Chuggy like wine.
Especially Chuggy wine.

Colonel need Chuggy help proof-read next time?
Heh.
Ok, Chuggy inhabit Zach de la Rocha for moment, re: settling, no thing now, no thing later for.
Ha.
Colonel be very astute.
Chuggy understand communism only work if every one be for communist.
Same way Chuggy understand Chuggy settle for loser with no job, bad teeth, because every other woman settle for loser with no job, bad teeth.
Chuggy implore women of world - NO SETTLE!
You settle = make Chuggy settle.
No woman settle = Chuggy and Colonel no have settle.
Chuggy also implore world - be communist so we all be happy!
Colonel submit Chuggy treatise?

Be it ever so humble, I should like to pay compliment to the veriest of expedience and eloquence that is Chuggy's prose. I have dwelt on thus verily; it has taken more than a fortnight to realise! To be sure, Chuggy's impudence, at the least, rankles my ire; be that as it may, Chuggy nevertheless so sallies my spririts on occasion. As such, my behest for Chuggy (if I may so boldy impose) is for the creature to exposit on this very, how shall I put it, blog(?) my theory on romance as it relates to communism. Well, I'm off to the Berkshirehampton-Essexingham ballet; until to-morrow, I bid thee well. (Exaggerated courtly bow and exit)

Chuggy need qualify:
Chuggy have fun Friday with Smarmie and Smelly.
Just rest of weekend no fun.

Chuggy end long boring weekend.
True, Chuggy no has hangover, but Chuggy no has fun either.
Again, Chuggy need new hobby.
Chuggy think kayak or art class.
Maybe Chuggy need bicycle.
Who know?
Chuggy need break rut.