Chuggy sleep through Saturday night.
Chuggy no miss much.
Chuggy wake, watch Bill Maher show.
Chuggy think writer strike no make any difference.
Still, Chuggy say solidarity!
In other news, Chuggy chug away at Landscape.
Chuggy do much work - Chuggy need do much work more.
Chuggy and hippie friend entrepreneurs!!!!
Here Chuggy logo:

Chuggy quest for love continue.
Chuggy thwarted once again.
Chuggy no post online ad ever,
But Chuggy respond two ads.
People no write Chuggy back.
Chuggy think rude.
Chuggy spend time make thoughtful reply.
Put Chuggy self out there.
Chuggy no think Chuggy ever no be alone.

Chuggy enjoy 4 day weekend again!
Chuggy, Colonel and Marcus go Mexican food and I Am Legend 2nite.
Chuggy think better than stay home.
Chuggy throw office party today.
Buy shrimps and sparkling wine.
Chuggy coworkers no have fun ever- drink water.
Chuggy have drink all sparkling wine by Chuggy self.
Chuggy no really mind though.

Chuggy Christmas wonderful!
Batshit family have fun with Chuggy - Christmas miracle!!!
Chuggy take half day today, nice nap.
Now Chuggy wonder, what next?
Chuggy have New Year Party,
Start work on Chuggy resolutions.
Chuggy must think much about resolution.

Chuggy family fucking bat shit.
Make Chuggy neck stiff.
Christmas stress Chuggy.
Chuggy want drop out, go on vacation.
Chuggy in law say uncharitable thing about Chuggy.
Chuggy face red and Chuggy mad.
Chuggy smile and give presents tomorrow.
Then Chuggy meet Colonel and drink lots.
Chuggy feel like Grinch stole Christmas.

Say Chuggy, "HO - HO - HO!"
Merry Christmas Chuggy friends!
Chuggy busy make list, check twice, then say fuck this shit and buy whatever.
Chuggy love Christmas!
Chuggy give and Chuggy get!
More better than Chuggy give, get no thing!
Jesus no on Chuggy list.
Jesus no come through for Chuggy on Powerball, so Chuggy say Jesus, "SUCK IT!"
Chuggy friends no forget Chuggy New Year Eve Party!
Chuggy big spender!!!
Colt 45 for all Chuggy friends!!!!!
Chuggy C U there!!!!

Long time no see, Chuggy friends!
Chuggy sorry Chuggy so busy!
So, what new in Chuggy life?
No too much.
Chuggy work on landscape company with Hippie.
Chuggy get f*&ked over by Chits.
Chuggy heart hurt, but Chuggy move on.
Chuggy survivor!
Chuggy babysit nephews lots.
Chuggy have little crush on Starbucks guy.
Chuggy have RAGING crush on kayak guy.
Chuggy bro no help Chuggy though.
Chuggy think, WTF bro, help a sister out!
What Chuggy do?
Chuggy no can know.
Chuggy also look forward Christmas time.
Chuggy love day off work!
Even if day off for Jesus!