Chuggy so bad ass.
Chuggy feel burn.

Chuggy so hungover.
Chuggy only have 3 beer.
Oh. Chuggy have wine too.
Ok, Chuggy understand.
Chuggy leave work early, take nap.
Maybe Chuggy no should have stayed up watch Conan O'Brien interview.

Chuggy so excited for reconnect old friend Billiam!
Chuggy and Bill go dinner tonight.
Chuggy no see Bill five long year!
Chuggy no can wait!

Chuggy also meet 25 year old boy.
Why young men like Chuggy so?
Chuggy no can find nice 35 year old man.
Just 25 year old boy.
Chuggy think ok, though.
25 good year.

Chuggy new nickname : Hands
As in Hands ALL OVER The One.
The One also have new nickname: Sometimes
As in Sometimes have a girlfriend.
So, what Chuggy learn?
Chuggy learn it is possible for drink 8 beer, 2 Jager Bomb, still stand up, be somewhat coherent.
Chuggy also learn that Sometimes/The One most likely dog.

Chuggy down 30 lbs.
Chuggy very proud Chuggy self.
Chuggy run fast/lift heavy thing/eat salad.
Chuggy soon reach goal.

Chuggy learn hard way Tuaca Bomb no Chuggy friend.
Poor Chuggy.
Chuggy leave Tuaca Bomb in Colonel bathroom.
Chuggy make sure remember next time no mix Jager Bomb/Tuaca Bomb.
Chuggy see The One.
The One kiss Chuggy cheek, hug Chuggy.
Chuggy in L-O-V-E!