Chuggy want shout out Smarmy and Smelly for kick ass dinner!
Chuggy love Smarmy and Smelly cooking!
Mmm...flank steak....
Chuggy have fun LOL at lolcats.
SUPRIZE BUT SECKS!!!!!

Chuggy appreciate Boyd suggestion!
Unfortunately,Chuggy no can reconcile love cow/eat beef dilemma.
Personally, Chuggy no have respect for fish and fowl, so Chuggy eat happily.
Chuggy want tell Noodle and Co. to fuck off for undercook chicken tho.

Chuggy very disappointed.
Chuggy lunch disgust Chuggy.
Now Chuggy disgusted and hungry.
Chuggy think no eat chicken ever again.

Chuggy so bad ass.
Chuggy feel burn.

Chuggy so hungover.
Chuggy only have 3 beer.
Oh. Chuggy have wine too.
Ok, Chuggy understand.
Chuggy leave work early, take nap.
Maybe Chuggy no should have stayed up watch Conan O'Brien interview.

Chuggy so excited for reconnect old friend Billiam!
Chuggy and Bill go dinner tonight.
Chuggy no see Bill five long year!
Chuggy no can wait!

Chuggy also meet 25 year old boy.
Why young men like Chuggy so?
Chuggy no can find nice 35 year old man.
Just 25 year old boy.
Chuggy think ok, though.
25 good year.