Saturday, May 3, 2008

Chuggy in hangover stupor rent Juno, Lars and Real Girl.
Chuggy think blow up doll good times.
Chuggy watch, Chuggy report back.
Chuggy also procure Kit-Kat bar.
Chuggy strictly forbidden eat Kit-Kat on Chuggy diet, but Chuggy think need live little.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Or get the king size kit-kat and live a lot!

Chuggy said...

No!
Chuggy on diet!
Chuggy no allowed sweet.
Chuggy no allowed pizza.
Chuggy no allowed beer, but Chuggy make exception.
Maybe Chuggy make too many exception.
Maybe why Chuggy only lose 5 pound.
Where Chuggy willpower?

Unknown said...

A healthy, happy relationship with food is more important than a tiny waist. . .

Chuggy said...

Sure. Chuggy waist no tiny since college.
Still, Chuggy like beach vacation, want look more good in bathing suit.
Chuggy admit, Chuggy hate work out.
Chuggy think necessary evil.
Chuggy like smoke cigarette, drink beer, take nap, hammock.
Chuggy no like elliptical machine.
Of course Chuggy no like elliptical belly either.

Unknown said...

Exercise equipment seems like a symbol for the great futility of life and human effort.
Chuggy right to dislike!

Chuggy said...

Chuggy admit Chuggy elliptical on back porch more than one year.